The Reconstructed Jessica Simpson's Swimsuit Snapshot

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Jessica Simpson posted a swimsuit photo to her Instagram account early on Tuesday morning (above). She also included a caption reading "Jessica Johnson," as if to remind her followers that the sacred vow of marriage will not stop her from sharing her semi-clothed form with us.

    July 15, 2014

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  2. Mulletude

    Mulletude Hillbilly DeLuxe VIP

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    Stern related because Wiggy has a crush on her ex, Tony Romo.
     
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    I wonder if her cooter smells like tuna or chicken?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I find her extremely sexy.
     
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    If you put a wig on her father, it's the SAME FACE. I'm saying she has a man face. :grad:
     
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    Mulletude Hillbilly DeLuxe VIP

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    Possum.
     
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    She was back in her day. Def one of the hottest broads around. That is of course pre germbag and excessive lost bouts with the refrigerator.

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    Her photoshopper could teach Howard a thing or two thousand!
     
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    It was 98 degrees when that picture was taken
     
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    If my kid was to say he was a fan of 98 degrees I'd punch him right in the face #arthurlange
     
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    Looks good but.... Needs to be in color, she needs to be standing up, and have a bikini on for my real judgement. :D
     
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    Not standing, but close??


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  14. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    She is a whore. So is her sister. Her dad is a drunk.
     
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    I thought her dad was gay? :sheik:
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    And her mother smells of Elderberries!
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I think Howard would like this. Big, fake tits, emaciated hips, legs and ass.
     
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    She's pretty hot but loses points for being dumb. Still, if you don't want to fuck that, you are probably gay.
     
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    The "stern related" is getting a little old.
     
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    I would stick it in her ass...why not?