WTF The "Religion Of Peace"? 164 Jihad Verses In The Koran

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  1. OV

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    http://www.answering-islam.org/Quran/Themes/jihad_passages.html

    A "holy book" of filth: advocating conversion by the sword if necessary, theft of the vanquished's property, ingrained enmity towards Jews and other non-Islamaniacs.

    Considering that these prayers are studied endlessly in madrassas and recited mindlessly 5x a day, is it any wonder the civilized world is threatened by an estimated 20-25% brainwashed fundaMENTAList zombie contingent of the 1.6billion Muslems (up to 40million) who take this shit seriously.

    Here are but a few randomly selected Jihad-related passages from this abomination of a holy book.
    • ..slay the idolaters wherever you find them...take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush...
    • .let not those who disbelieve think that they shall come in first; surely they will not escape.
    • O Prophet! urge the believers to war; if there are twenty patient ones of you they shall overcome two hundred, and if there are a hundred of you they shall overcome a thousand of those who disbelieve, because they are a people who do not understand
    • fight the leaders of unbelief...[9.13] What! will you not fight a people...[9.14] Fight them, Allah will punish them by your hands and bring them to disgrace, and assist you against them and heal the hearts of a believing people.
    • ..strive hard [Jihad] against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them...
    • Allah sufficed the believers in fighting... [33.26]...some [Jews] you killed and you took captive another part. [33.27]...He made you heirs to their [Jewish] land and their dwellings and their property, and (to) a land which you have not yet trodden...
    • ...when you meet in battle those who disbelieve, then smite the necks until when you have overcome them, then make (them) prisoners, and afterwards either set them free as a favor or let them ransom (themselves) until the war terminates...(as for) those who are slain in the way of Allah...
    • Whatsoever palm-trees you cut down or left standing on their roots [during a Jihad siege of the Jews at Madina], it was by Allah's leave, in order that He might confound the evil-livers [Jews]. [59.6] ...that which Allah gave as spoil unto His messenger from them, you urged not any horse or riding-camel for the sake thereof, but Allah gives His messenger lordship over whom He will... [59.7] That which Allah gives as [war] spoil unto His messenger from the people of the townships [Jews], it is for Allah and His messenger...whatsoever [spoils] the messenger gives you, take it...[59.8] ...who seek bounty [war spoils] from Allah...
    • And kill them wherever you find them, and drive them out from whence they drove you out, and persecution is severer than slaughter, and do not fight with them at the Sacred Mosque until they fight with you in it, but if they do fight you, then slay them; such is the recompense of the unbelievers.
    • And reckon not those who are killed in Allah's way as dead; nay, they are alive (and) are provided sustenance from their Lord [meaning they are enjoying their 72 virgins in heaven];
    • if they turn back [to their homes], then seize them and kill them wherever you find them
    • The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His apostle and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned

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    this is in the bible


    To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
     
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    Conan 3:16
     
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    I just got out of an endoscopy and colonoscopy and this fucking scene gets me every time!!! Thanks, I needed it!! :cwl:
     
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    Apologist;
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    noun: apologist; plural noun: apologists
    a person who offers an argument in defense of something controversial.
     
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    HAHAH
     
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    I will wait for the usual poster who will proclaim a false equivalency to something in the Bible, while not understanding the entire point of the New Testament and the birth of Jesus as a complete game changer.
     
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    For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.




    Doesn't sound like much of a "game changer" to me.
     
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    There are verses very similar to these in the old & new testaments of the Judeo/Christian bibles.
    One of the greatest of all prophets Elijah beheaded and had beheaded the false prophets of Baal in the books Kings 1&2.
    Christians and Jews waged wars and killed people for hundreds & hundreds of years against those who wouldn't convert or believe in JHWH(God).
    im not a sympathizer by any means, but you can pretty much find bad stuff in every bible.
    these guys are still just living in the bronze age while every other religion has progressed. its sad really.
    so much history, art, and irreplaceable things have been destroyed because of the backwards thinking.
    the destruction of Rome by the ottoman empire set us back 500 years I'm willing to bet.
     
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    yeah difference is those "similar passages" are either historical accounts of things that happened or commandments which were limited to a specific time and place. Nowhere are there commandments for people today to wage holy war .
     
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    Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

    Psalm 137:9
     
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    Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

    2 Kings 2:23-25 NIV
     
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    Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves.

    Numbers 31:17-18


    Josiah executed the priests of the pagan shrines on their own altars, and he burned human bones on the altars to desecrate them…. He did this in obedience to all the laws written in the scroll that Hilkiah the priest had found in the LORD’s Temple. Never before had there been a king like Josiah, who turned to the LORD with all his heart and soul and strength, obeying all the laws of Moses. And there has never been a king like him since.

    2 Kings 23:20-25 NLT
     
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    You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.

    Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT


    Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ.

    Ephesians 6:5 NLT
     
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    Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.

    1 Samuel 15:3