News The right man for the job...Dr. Dong re-attaches dick

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Adulterer recovering after his mistress's husband chopped off his manhood and threw it away - after it was sewn back on by Dr Van Dong

    A man is recovering in hospital after his mistress's husband allegedly chopped off his manhood and slung it away.
    His relatives found it two hours later more than 200 feet away in a street after coaxing his attacker to reveal what he did with it.
    A team of surgeons including Nguyen Van Dong then took half a day to reattach it to the unnamed 32-year-old.
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    The husband secretly followed her to a hotel before bursting in on her and her lover in a bedroom, said cops in Bac Giang, Vietnam (pictured, stock)
    The gory drama started after Nguyen Van Huan suspected his wife was having an affair.
    The sculptor, 29, secretly followed her to a hotel before bursting in on her and her lover in a bedroom, said cops in Bac Giang, Vietnam.
    Huan then lunged at the man and sliced his off manhood, they added.

    Doctors at Bac Giang General Hospital said it would take a while before they knew whether the surgery to reattach the severed penis was a success.
    Dr Nguyen Van Dong said: 'The patient's condition is stable.
    'But it will take some days to learn if the function returns to the victim's genitalia.'
    Huan is being held on charges of 'deliberately inflicting injuries'.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3782965/Adulterer-penis-sewn-Dr-Van-Dong.html
     
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  2. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    You can't make that stuff up :jj:
     
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  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I guess you could say, he had it cumming.
    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
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    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    Ding Dong!
    Who's there?
    Dr. van Dong :jj:
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    It's funny because his name is Dong.
     
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    Vidiot Well-Known Member

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    So the cuck went after the guy and de-dickified him. Seems fair.
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    "Dong". :giggle:
     
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