The saga of The shitty: puke sex

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  1. Shivvy

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    Last night me and the fam had a great time. Got the kids Halloween costumes, went out to dinner and got them a movie from Redbox.
    We built a fort with blankets and pillows in my daughter's room so they could watch their scary movie.
    The wife and I went on the porch and started drinking, cigars, and jamming to some 90s music. Good times.
    We move it to the bedroom and I'm like "woo hoo drunk sex! :yes:

    Things are going good. I go down and all of a sudden everything hits me at once. I run to the bathroom to :puke:
    I'm talking violent vomiting. Fucked up.
    I go back in and she makes me brush my teeth
    Next thing I know I'm zonked out on the bathroom floor :facepalm:

    Good morning
     
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    are you legally allowed to celebrate halloween?
     
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    I'm super hungover and I have to coach football in less than 2 hours
     
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    :bs:
     
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    If in have a permit
     
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    Fuck I wish, bro.
     
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    While I laying on the floor, she came in to check on me and had her vibrator in her hand. :jj:
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I swear :dontknow:
     
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    shitty swears... :jj:
     
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    i swear i puked all over the bathroom and passed out and my wife came in holding a vibrator
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dude... She was being nice this morning but you can tell she was a bit annoyed
     
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    I got it all in the toilet :pie:
     
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    I was with you, until you said 90's music. :hehe:

    I Keed.
     
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    Mlaw?
     
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    :jj: gross :jj:
     
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    It sucks how all the drinks and cigars hit me at once
     
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    Misleading thread title. :jj:
     
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