The saga of The Shiv: Out if Gas

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  1. Shivvy

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    So a buddy shows up at my house last night at 11:00. My daughter and I are in pajamas watching spooky movies.
    Apparently he got into a huge fight with his wife.

    So him and I go to the local bar to grab a beer so he can vent. Well, it quickly turned into 130am.
    Now he's all "bro, let's go to a strip club." I'm thinking... My wife is gonna be pissed if I'm out too late. But I'm boozing so I'm all "that bitch is asleep, she won't know what time I get home."

    Anyways, 330 roll around and I sober up a bit. I'm like "I gotta get home." I'm thinking I slide in the door, tip toe into bed an I'm good, right.

    Well, I'm coming down I 85 and I run out of gas. Car is totally done. I pull off on some side road.
    Now what.? My buddy isn't picking up his phone. I'm screwed. It's now close to 430 and it's 31 degrees.

    I had to call Mrs. Shiv :facepalm:
    She went ape shit on me.

    I think she went back to bed because she called at 515 saying she couldn’t find me. She's screaming and yelling
    She finally gets there at 545 with gas.

    She's not speaking to me this morning :down:
     
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    You really live the life, Shiv. My hat's off to you. :hat:
     
  3. Shivvy

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    We're throwing a Halloween party tonight. We have 0 communication right now
     
  4. Shivvy

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    I should've recorded her yelling at me. I couldn't stop laughing :jj:
     
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    You can either work your ass off preparing for the party to get back in her good graces or go all in and start drinking now.
     
  6. Mur

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    How far of a walk would it have been?
     
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    No way I would've hoofed it. We're talking 11 miles to the exit
     
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    fuck, weekend ruined by screaming bitch....but jezass, running out of gas at 3am, drunk calling the wife???:facepalm:
     
  9. Shivvy

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    This post is a thread in itself
     
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    Crush up a couple of Xanax and slip it in whatever she's drinking right now. She'll mellow out.
     
  11. Mur

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    11 miles drunk may have been a bad idea. :jj:
     
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    go as a divorced couple!
     
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    I'd sobered up by then.
     
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    Threads like this, true or not, are truly ones only you can make. Hat's off, brah.
     
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    And hat's off to Mrs. Shiv for coming to get your drunk, out of gas, post strip club ass. Only thing you could have done that would have been better would be to ask her to cruise the hood and pick you up a nice 8 ball to keep your buzz going.
     
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    Dude. :facepalm:
     
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    of :fail: title
     
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    Your buddy had a huge fight with his wife. So he did you a favor and got you into one with yours.
     
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    some pics of being stranded on the roadside at oh dark 30 would have made this thread, IMO :coffee: