*********** The Saloon Royal Rumble***********

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Shmoopy "The Hoover" VS. HAL "The Canadian Crusher"

Poll closed Nov 5, 2012.
  1. HAL crushes stoopy with his manhood

    27.3%
  2. Shmoopy gets high and fails to show

    27.3%
  3. Shmoopy snorts his weight in bath salts and forcfully sodomizes poor HAL

    63.6%
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  1. Mack

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    match #1 will feature HAL "The Canadian Crusher" VS. Smoopy "The Hoover" Goldstein

    Poll to follow

    HAL:

    Strength 18/20
    Agility 12/20
    Charisma 18/20
    Speed 12/20

    Special Attacks: belly to belly suplex, bulldog, atomic drop



    Special Defense:

    Team HAL

    Managed by: Lucy Pinder




    VS.



    Stoopy:

    Strength 12/20
    Agility 12/20 +2 when snorting bath salts
    Charisma 10/20
    Speed 14/20 +2 when snorting bath salts

    Special Attacks: poor gifs, +5 strengh while attacking women posters

    Bath Salt modifiers:
    * +10 attack bonus against elderly women within 100ft of a vacuum store
    * +10 charisma bonus enables unlimited thievery from quadriplegics
    * +10 agility while eluding Naval MPs while AWOL




    Special Defense:

    Momma jew's apron complete with teets allows him protection from most responsibility
    Dawg's boy crush allows unlimited faggotry with zero repercussions

    Bath Salt modifiers:
    *frenzied masturbation fits within 100ft of gay porn


    Managed by: Cookie "The Jew Gunt" Goldstein
     
  2. Billy Brown

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  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    the fuck
     
  4. Billy Brown

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  5. Billy Brown

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    No.
     
  6. Cheri

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    How much time did you spend thinking up this faggot shit and typing it out?
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    :shit: No.
     
  9. Mack

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    about 2 or 3 minutes
     
  10. Mack

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    OMFG!!! it's a 3 way tie!
     
  11. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    team SchmAL
     
  12. Mack

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    :wtf:

    That's not an option, Lad.
     
  13. Dirty South

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    #3 but Hal wouldn't fight it...
     
  14. Air Florida

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    Boy.[​IMG]
     
  15. Mack

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    hey Nerd. :hw:
     
  16. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    gamerspeak

    :echick:
     
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    :right: team HAL!!
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  19. Schmoopy

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    The gay cock and wife liar's meltdown continues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::umelt:
     
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    :dog::shit:69 > adopted hillbilly