The sandwich wench at the deli counter

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 1, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She used like an entire avocado on my chicken bacon avocado sandwich

    I think I love her


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    needs ketchup
     
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    No pics of the wench?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She looked like the maid from Family Guy
     
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    It needs nine gallons of cream and veggies.
     
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    looks oily and you can't combine avocado and bacon the chicken will separate
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    yep, oily
     
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    That looks good. Avocado on anything, as you like to say, is "baller". Are you going to be playing GTAV online tonight? I will be sending you a friend request on Xbox. My name is 'fletchman71'. Original huh? I used to be smart but now I'm stupid.
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    Did you pay her in lemon pledge?
     
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    you can and he did :giggle:
     
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    is Ms. Chriza already getting lazy and not packing your lunches anymore?? You need to find a woman like Hockeygirl, she would have made your lunch.
     
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    holy shit. look at those onions. your poor co-workers. :jj:
     
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    Do it. I will get on after I get home, jerk off, and shower.
     
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    Lemmy's available tonight
     
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    That's the RIGHT amount of onions
     
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