Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Mar 12, 2016.
And I will be your host, ladies and germs!
I know you were concerned
Lumbergh should be by in a minute
I'll get the cooler of beer
I don't drink alcohol
It makes me angry and then I black out
That was my mini confession. Your guys' turn now
This just isn't what it used to be
My feet are cold
It hurts when I pee.
What's your idea of fun? Golf? Parcheesi? Searching for potentially cancerous moles on your chest and back?
Laughing at the entitled active members who cry over what they CAN'T do with their "membership".
If your wife had only let you go you could have had a fabulous lunch with yours truly and you know who.
What's it gonna take for you to believe me that my truck was in the shop
I am still learning and growing while in this dimension of life.
We have similar interests then. I like to laugh at members who pay for a "membership" to a message board and then act like they are somehow better than everyone else because of it.
Go cry to Bernie, bitch. I gotta go walk the dog. "WAAAAHHH", for Christ sakes.