The Saturday I-Haven't-Gone-To-Bed-Yet Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by IfTheyOnlyKnew, Jul 30, 2016.

  1. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    :rolleye: And, yeah, it is 4 AM here. I am hoping to be able to fall asleep at some point. In the meantime, I figured I would say good morning to all of my favorite people. :hw:

    Happy Saturday :sun:
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    I just farted.
     
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    Go to bed, Phil :coffee:
     
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    Hello
     
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    They keep telling me that. I keep telling them to fuck off.
     
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  7. MrWarmth

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    :phil:
     
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  8. Phil McKrakin

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    Even the cats didn't want to drag this fuckhole up.
     
  9. GoshGeeGolly

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    Good Morning!
    Here is a baby penguin recently born at the Bronx Zoo.
    A small penguin, it will be about 11 inches tall.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    Those nails need to fuck off.
     
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    There's a racist joke in there somewhere
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI
     
  13. TonyJax

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    Did somebody fart
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    Do I look like a penguin to you?
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    That's actually the punchline to the joke. :wtf:
     
  16. MrWarmth

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    The best punchline to a joke EVER is: "Don't worry, Mrs Johnson. We were just gonna use him as homeplate!"

    :artiejj:
     
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  17. Phil McKrakin

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    Laugh it up, dickhole.
     
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    Hold the phone

    :woah:
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    Let me guess...his name was Matt?
     
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    Second best punchline ever: "He was making fun of the way I talk!" :giggle: