The Saturday Morning Toilet Thread!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Jul 27, 2013.

  1. MrWarmth

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    Is it solder or sauder? :yay:

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    first post to mention fecal matter.
     
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    Ponderous.
     
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    what a fag
     
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    I still gotta go to work today. And it's Check In Day! Speaking of shit! :facepalm:
     
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    You're welcome.
     
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    John Wayne said this in DAKTARI referring to his co star Red Buttons
     
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    Check in? Gotta pee for the PO?
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    looks spidery
     
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    I stepped on a big black spider in the garage yesterday and 10,000 teeny tiny little babies scattered willy nilly in all directions. True story
     
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    Every one of em heading out to buy lottery tickets and grape soda

    :rs:
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    You're like Lincoln.
     
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    Nahh, that really happened
     
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    And when I came back inside a few minutes later there was a giant recluse spider waiting for me. I think he was mad. So I stepped on HIM too.
     
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    You opened up an arachnid maternity ward.
     
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    Reclusive.
     
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    It but gave me the willies, by cracky! :wtf:
     
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    Some colored kid pulled up to me and asked me for directions. To the city jail. I kid you not. These jokes write themselves. :coffee:
     
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    You are up way too early. :facepalm: