Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Jul 27, 2013.
Is it solder or sauder?
first post to mention fecal matter.
what a fag
I still gotta go to work today. And it's Check In Day! Speaking of shit!
John Wayne said this in DAKTARI referring to his co star Red Buttons
Check in? Gotta pee for the PO?
I stepped on a big black spider in the garage yesterday and 10,000 teeny tiny little babies scattered willy nilly in all directions. True story
Every one of em heading out to buy lottery tickets and grape soda
You're like Lincoln.
Nahh, that really happened
And when I came back inside a few minutes later there was a giant recluse spider waiting for me. I think he was mad. So I stepped on HIM too.
You opened up an arachnid maternity ward.
It but gave me the willies, by cracky!
Some colored kid pulled up to me and asked me for directions. To the city jail. I kid you not. These jokes write themselves.
You are up way too early.