The Second Coming?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Praise ye all he who haveth faith in the lord:facepalm:

    Fuck you MatthewT :bird: god dammit steve

    [video=youtube;Nc5rKNGWhb0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc5rKNGWhb0[/video]
     
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    dear lord
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sweet Jesus
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I just sent this to my catholic wife. :laughdick: fuck you steve
     
  5. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Mother of God
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I come twice no problem
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    His holy frock may be hard as a rock
     
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  8. Johnnykstaint

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    that priest came twice? no way...
     
  9. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Baptism more like BatJizum Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahh oh :facepalm:
     
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    :jj:
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    wonder what he left in the collection plate?
     
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    my second coming takes a lil longer than the first :grad:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    why would a priest leave anything in the collection plate?
     
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    He had such a serene look on his face.
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    maybe a tissue I dont know
     
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    This video sucks, where's the money shot?
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    men and their dicks

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  18. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I was gonna say something, but i wanted the make no sense joke to stand on its own.

    Teeny always fucks up jokes:facepalm:
     
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    Sweet mother of god and baby jesus.
     
  20. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you need permission to use that GIF. I think the man you need to contact is Doughhead