WTF The Secret To A Long Life

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  1. Dorb

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    the future is f***ed...better to die sooner.
     
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    no sex for a hundred years, or live till your 70 and bang for 50 years, I'll take banging for 50
     
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    Nah, your dick starts to go limp at 60 or so unless youre a veggie head.
     
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    Youre probly right but it may take another generation or two before we are really fucked.
     
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    The secret to a long life is to live with as little stress as possible.
     
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    The secret to a long life is not dying.
     
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