The Sharknado Bullshit

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard's been beating the drum over this crap since last summer. He's not doing that if there's nothing in it for him. I looked at the IMDb and the movies are written by Thunder Levin, obviously a club member, but not related to Howard's taint licking friend Harvey. The cast includes a number of people with show connections, Kelly Osbourne, Perez Hilton, Kurt Angle, Andy Dick, Mark McGrath.... There's got to be a bigger connection somewhere that's being missed.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3062074/
     
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    Thunder? I bet his Real Name is Shlmo.
     
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    Bethsucks you should know...Howard promotes the shit movie on his fraud show, and the director pays him back in plugs and casting worthless cunts in his movie...
     
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    NBC owns SyFy, its just a complex advertisement deal
     
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    Comcast owns NBC
     
  6. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    Exactly
     
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    Beth is making an appearance as the horsehead shark? :dontknow:



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    Benji Bronk has a small part in 2
     
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    Howard made it seem like it was the power of the show that got Benji the part, but this morning it came out that Benji's sister got him the part and he was in the scene with his niece.
     
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    :facepalm:

    he got the part because its part of the ad deal with NBC
     
  11. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I did totally miss the obvious NBC connection, this seems almost like Howard has a personal connection to it as well, typically the in-show ads are like the Squatty Potty or that underwear crap he was selling. He does a segment about the product, follows it up a few shows later and you never hear about it again. Last summer he had Richard and Sal doing Sharknado parodies, the "news" department was doing stories about it and it has been referenced in the interim between the movies. Maybe the advertising marbles are NBC's way of offsetting a pay cut at AGT.
     
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    he has been all over deep seeded NBC ads and guests since he started AGT in 2011.

    I would guess almost 65-75% of the guests/plugs/topics have something to do with NBC
     
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    It definitely seems forced. Maybe it's Howard trying to seem relevant?
     
  14. Robert Higgins

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    The original Sharknado was broadcast on Thursday, July 11, 2013. Wigward wasn't back on the air until four days later.

    From Marksfriggin.com 7/15/13

    Howard asked Robin if she watched Sharknado. Robin said she didn't. Howard said he heard that not that many people watched it but they were talking about it on social media. Howard said a tornado picked up sharks and dropped them on land and they were eating people. Howard said they only had like 1.4 million viewers. Howard said that he figured Robin would be all over that. Robin had some audio of Cory singing that she had Howard play. Howard read a live commercial and went to break after that.


    The next time Dick Nose mentions it is a week later:

    Howard's 300 Yard Golf Hit. 07/22/13. 6:30am
    Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he saw the Sharknado movie. Howard said he was going to tweet during it but he didn't ended up watching it. The caller said that it was horrendously bad that he can see Howard hitting golf balls in the video from 300 yards away. Howard said that Jay Thomas was talking about that on his show. Howard said Beth was taping him when he hit one ball but that may not have been the 300 yard shot.




    Fuck him and his revisionist "I made the success of that movie" history.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...idiotic stupidity. something wiggy is capable of because, he cant sing, he cant dance, he cant even formulate his own "material". i hope he and his moose die a crushing death soon. anything to get that schmeckle off the air.
     
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    Bingo. It was a quirky, funny summer fluke. At this point, it's Howard thinking he's relevant, but is in all actuality, is just a tired old out of touch disc jockey, strapped for new ideas.
     
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    She got down on the floor and put Howard's toe in her mouth for Twitter? Jesus Christ.
     
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    What the fuck does "sharkando" even mean? The shark park I get but what does the nado thing mean? Can anyone explain it to me please
     
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    Nado translation nada
     
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    National Aquatic Dancers Organization, duh.



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