Stern Show The Shaving Habits of Howard Stern

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  1. redial

    redial Well-Known Member

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    Howard said he doesn't use shaving cream, and his razors last years.
    Did he lose the Dollar Shave Club ads or something?
     
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    Ralph plucks them out individually with his butt cheeks. :grad:
     
  3. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern VANILLA MIDGET Gold

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    Just remember guys, whenever you've been caught getting a blowjob from another man insist he was down there shaving your "belly."

    After all it makes perfect sense to be standing while your grooming partner kneels in front of you. You wouldn't want to sit down for something like that.
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    bullshit :grad:
     
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    He said using shaving cream made him bleed. He's a mess.
     
  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    It makes my bag nice and supple.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm not dragging a dry razor blade over my bag.
     
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    Absolutely not.
     
  9. Head Censor

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    This.




    Wiggy's all proud of himself for not using store bought cream on his face when he shaves... :spingay:




    ...as if all of Ralph's ejaculate doesn't serve the exact same purpose. :rolleyes:
     
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  10. Vidiot

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    It works in the shower.
     
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    I can see why this douchebag was beat up regularly in high school. Allegedly.
     
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    I can't delve into the in and outs of another dudes shaving rituals:coffee:
     
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    It was a lie that was supposed to be funny. It was as funny and fake as the time he told Robin he shoved food up his nose that his mom made for him that he didn't like.
     
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    Yeah, what the fuck was he talking about. Next he's going to say that people who use shaving cream have nothing going on. Like meat eaters.
     
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    This is one of the many things that Howard is dead wrong on. I agree with him that you don't need to change your blade that often. But blades do get dull over time and you simply can't get as good a shave without shaving cream. Also, nicks and cuts will go up exponentially without it.

    Plus, is this guy really an expert on shaving?

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  17. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    I was going to guess he might butter up his face like in the Seinfeld episode but he'd probably horrified at the possibility of those calories being on his gangly mug.
     
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    He's fucking crazy I bet he thinks shaving cream gives you cancer like the anti antiperspirant he refuses to use.

    Unless you use a good electric shaver dry shaving hurts like a bitch, especially with him and his stubble.

    Even stubble with shaving cream sometimes hurts when you shave.
     
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    I love that pic. He looks like he should be busking in front of a Starbucks in SoHo with a cheap Korean guitar strapped to his neck . Whad'a'putz.
     
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    I use soapy water in the shower, and it works fine. The part about not changing razor blades in over five years was complete BS.