The Shed is affecting my psyche

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by kingship, Jul 1, 2015.

  1. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    I just dreamt that I was Wigward.

    My sleep schedule is effed up for the week, as I have been covering our morning show. That requires me to get up at 4 a.m. I usually don't have to get up before 8 a.m. When I have to do the morning show, I can't sleep but a few hours out of fear that I will oversleep. So, once the show is over, I've been going out to my car for a 90-minute nap.

    I must have been in some serious REM sleep, b/c I dreamt that I was Pluggy, finishing my grueling work "week" at Sirius.

    First, I stopped at a jewelry store operated by Steven Singer. I told them that I needed "a shiny trinket for Beef." They complied and handed me something in a plain, brown paper bag. As I was walking out, a customer yells, "Hey! That guy didn't pay!" I scream back, "I pay in plugs, no one else!"

    Next thing I know, I'm in a basement. I'm happy my work week is over, but when I look down at the bag, I realize that I will soon have to meet w/ the Polish Princess. I scratch my hair system vigorously and then smell my fingers. I lock the door, close the window blinds and begin to log-on at the Shed when I wake up.

    Weird, huh? I wonder who I was logging in as.
     
  2. Caffeinated

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    I'll gladly give you a DawgShed sliding scale rate :grad:
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

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    No lengthy black teenagers? Or are they in your regular dream bank?!
     
  4. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    :bong:

    I always dream I'm playing plants vs zombies 2... I blame the Shed aswell

    :toke:



    F mutt
     
  5. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    How about one plug per day and a Mott's applesauce?
     
  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I say again, I'd *love* to follow you around for a day. :)
     
  7. kingship

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    I should add that I was posting quite a bit this morning and reading threads throughout the Stern forum before this dream.
     
  8. Caffeinated

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    That works. But we end the 50-minute hour right at 10am and not a minute over. I have ki'ens to foster, wine to drink, and a husband not to fuck.
     
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    It's not a Dream..:nag:
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That never stops being funny.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    go back into the dream please @kingship and tell us more
    you have melded minds with him, Harry Potter style
     
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    i had a dream about Caity Jenner last nite....

    :tears2:
     
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  13. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    That would mean that Wiggy at least lurks here... You know what? You may be on to something. I'll see if I can't find some account numbers and who Scott Ostrosky is. That should keep @Winst quiet for a little while. Where should I look first Winst?
     
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    I've dreamt about posting, and meeting shed people. They usually look like their avatars.
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I had a dream that I had Beth's bag and shoe budget. I was upright though.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Is your cabinet completely full of bags of almonds and jars of mint leaves? You may be sleep gunking.
     
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    @Psyche , aka the poster formerly known as KCpsyche
     
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    :umm:
     
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    did your rectum have that familiar feeling of being violated/
     
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