WTF The Shed's Guide to visiting New York City

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I am flying up to New York City next week for the first time. I'll be in the city four days including the weekend before the 4th of July. I know there are a ton of New Yawkahz on the Shed, and even more Shedders that visit the area regularly..
    Your help is much appreciated.


    What are the....

    Best places to go?
    Best places to avoid?
    Best pizza joints?
    Best Italian food?
    Best Chink food?
    Best museum?
    Best tourist attraction?
    Best shopping?
    Best tips for someone traveling to NYC for the first time?
    Best tips to avoid getting jihadi'd?
    Best place for a single guy to meet a fun college aged broad, possibly open to a one night stand?
    Best place for a single guy to meet a fun 30-40 year old broad, possibly open to a one night stand?
    Best place to party?
    Best titty bar?
    Best place/way to score weed and blow?
    Little known secrets of NYC?
    Is there a tech district/area in NYC?
    Is there a comedy club I can hit on a weekend and see a great NY comic?


    I have a couple bucks, i'll be staying in the city, I am looking for a good time....
    Where does a young man go to get his fuck on in the fine city known as New York?



    Open to all suggestions. Thanks!
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    the answer is, DON'T
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Best museum - Museum of Natural History. (Just like Jurassic Park, they have their own T Rex.)
     
  4. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    :eek: Is it really that bad? I am a South Floridian & my whole family is from New York. I've been dying to make the trip up and have finally been able to do it. Its just 4 days.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    go to Yonkers and ask for some faggot named Bud
     
  6. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I was looking up a little info on the museums. I want to go there. Also I noticed they have the Bodies exhibit in NY? Its not actually the Bodies exhibit, its called Body Wars or something. Is that practically the same thing? I may be bringing along a relative or two that i'd like to show the sick bodies to :grad:
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I thought NYC was so hip that you can get weed and stuff uber'd to your hotel room :dontknow:
     
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    ill visit some day, but for what everything costs in Manhattan, I as a west coaster can fly to Hawaii and have a much more relaxing time.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i live in DC so :dontknow:
     
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    you are thinking of Seattle and Denver
     
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    The Stand NYC is a good comedy club. Caroline's is good too.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I am just going to power through this thread cuz I really could use some good advice here.

    Is there any site I could go to to find out info on NY comics? I tried checking the few more famous venues and it looks like Colin Quinn is doing some NYC talking performance. I wanted to take my old man to a really good NYC comedy show, but I really have no idea who. I guess Colin is my best bet.
     
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    :lol:

     
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    It's a combination of Bodies the Exhibition and an exhibit on Star Wars costumes. I was handed a flyer for it last Saturday.
     
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    I'll help u after my manicure..... Btw we had a thread similar like two months ago with tons of good info...
     
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    New York City
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    jesus. I just want to see the bodies exhibit to scold my relatives. I don't really see how it is helpful mixing exhibits, but that is kind of interesting.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Not moving there! Just visiting :c

    My father is from Long Island and hasn't been back to NY in ages. I have a feeling he is going to have it lol
     
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    I've seen every one of his shows. You can't go wrong, he always gives a very funny history lesson. Last time I went to NYC I got a ticket for his show about 2 hours before showtime. Second row.
     
  20. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Thank you! Just tag me in something in this thread or send me a PM. I will look up the old thread, I never saw it b4.