Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Feb 24, 2012.
if youre drunk and you hit something... flee the scene
word is born
What? We don't get another mug shot to add to the collection?
just helping out my fellow salooners
you sound just like my uncle junior
you Tony Soprano?
not proud, but I've done this
'at a boy
worked wonders for slippy, apparently
but my late uncle was always teaching us lifes lessons like this
kinda hard to flee when it's my face hitting the ground.
red solo cup does not = cushion
20 yr old bansky drove drunk like a dickhead
But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
Irish love ballad
I like funny quotes about drinking, or the things some drunks say.....
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.'
you must be listening to Carolla -- he rants on that all the time -- no good can come of reporting an accident when you're drunk (unless you've hurt someone, obviously)
Just long and far enough to report it from a place that serves alcohol. Order a double shot to calm your nerves while you wait for the police.
"take my wife. please!"
i was being driven back from a bar by a friend! she was a bit buzzed! she side swiped a truck while driving her scary boyfriends very expensive mercedes, then proceeded to yell at the guy in the truck! once she realized it was her fault, she calmed down a bit but the car had some body damage! the truck didn't seem to have a scratch so he didn't report it! she decided to park the car down the street from her house where a party was going on. the boyfriend comes back into town and after some shit basically accepted that the car got a hit and run!
with a face like that, i believed everything she said too!