"the Shuli chair"

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Never before has that chair been so disrespected.


    How long until Howard starts saying "you know, robin, these haters are never happy. They bitch and moan about me filling the Artie chair. I finally do, and they bitch. I can't please these people robin".

    What a dick move by Howard
     
  2. Scarfo

    Scarfo New Member Banned User

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    The fact that Shuli was in the chair is a quiet admission by Howard that the show is stagnant and dead.

    Has the chair been desecrated? Yes... but, by Howard 2012 standards, it's a net plus.

    Regardless, you will never see an Artie-caliber stand-up in that seat ever again. Any in-studio occupant would have to be (a) 100% obedient to Howard and (b) willing to work for exposure as opposed to United States Dollars.
     
  3. gilaet

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    How long until Shuli dumps the block party shit and uses his new position to line up gigs for himself?
     
  4. Butcher

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    They should have a Hack Pack rotation
     
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    Well, I'm all for it. There is no way that shit ass show could have been one bit worse, so it's bound to make it better. :coffee:
     
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    you fail to understand....Shuli has paid his dues. He has put the long grueling hrs days on the road touring in front of at times dozens of people for little or no marbles. This is owed to him. He is part of the tribe. This is his time.























    :backlol2:
     
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    He looks very jewy
     
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    Just have Benjy sit in the chair. It'll snap under the weight, and we won't need to discuss ever again.
     
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    The show died long ago. Shuli "in-studio" is just another maggot eating at the remains.
     
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    Shuli is just there to shag fly balls, while Howard tries to hit it outta the park every show....
     
  12. Nemo

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    prank alert.....
    I smell Aqua Velva and body odor usually caused by sleeveless shirts.
    If you gotta have a picture with flabby arms fight for the top position.
    :coffee:
     
  13. Wesmantooth

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    post prank high fiving probably went something like... ' Oh S dog you got to go to Dawgs to see how I trolled those asshats who are always hurting your feeling. Ahhh Doc you are the best. Here let me unzipped your fly oh wow you are already hard. I love how small it still is. it makes it so easy to fit in my greasy pie hole'
     
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    :lol:
     
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    shows you how far the show has fallen :(
    sigh
     
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    Do you think Shuli even got a raise? Pretty sad the guy who placed dead last for stuttering John's job now sits in that chair.
     
  17. dexterdog

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    It's true. Shuli couldn't look more jewli if he tried... the only thing missing is the black hat and suit with the obligatory white shirt to complete the classic Hassidic Look.
     
  18. BethsZygote

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    who the fuck else would howard have gotten?


    ANT?

    Howard needs a neutered voice, or someone who loves the fag TV shit he does.

    I still havent heard the sour shoes show, but the best show of the year was Jimmy Kimmel busting howards balls for 90 minutes. Howard couldnt handle that every show.
     
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  20. Elisa Jane

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    The other issue is that Sirius seems to hate Howard now and they won't give him anymore cash for new people. Howard has no extra money to pay someone good. Shuli is already on the payroll so it isn't costing him anything. Shuli actually makes the show even worse with his boring, unfunny, rambling stories and his non-stop Howard ass kissing. I'm sure that Richard, Sal, and others must be pissed off to the extreme at Shuli getting to sit in on the show. It's too bad that they are so heavily censored that they can't say anything about it. One day there is going to be one hell of a tell all book.