"The single best thing about going out with Howard is that..."

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  1. bethoats

    bethoats New Member

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    "...we get courtside seats to the Knicks game."

    - Beth Stern 2002 (about 10 mins in)

    [video=youtube;GH8zBSIi2MM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH8zBSIi2MM[/video]

    "[the relationship] is also great for getting reservations at restaurants."
     
  2. Famous

    Famous Well-Known Member

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    I thought of these exact quotes when I saw her on the AGT red carpet.

    Does anyone know if Mel or Howie's spouses were parading around on the red carpet?
     
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    howard: "when you read it, it sounds evil."
     
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    is that...."I'm filthy rich and rarely see the monster"
     
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    I'm going to throw up
     
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    well that cant be true, an article about her recently said she "wasn't looking for a wealthy husband"
     
  7. Famous

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    I love how Beth says that she never used to wear lingere, but does for this relationship. Auditioning hard, I see, Beth.

    Wonder when the last time she did that for Howard was?

    "You're reading it like she's a retard." - Howard :jj:


    These Youtube comments are so right on:


    I love how Howard knew immediately what Robin was doing, and kept trying to move it along, right from the very beginning.

    Of course Beth was "misquoted." :rolleye:
     
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    She was being very truthful there.

    Also she likes the courtside seats not because she loves the Knicks, but that she loves being seen in the front row with the orther rich celebs
     
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    I love this clip. It says so much about the nature of their relationship. Robin and Artie were loving the fact that Beefus was revealed to be a clod.
     
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    Just noticed that in that interview, Beth says that:

    "I always had a boyfriend. I had serial boyfriends. In fact, this could be the first relationship I've ever had, where I didn't have another 'interest' at the same time. This is the honest to God truth. I have no interest in anyone but him."

    So the dumb bitch openly admits that she was two-timing all of her other boyfriends, or at least thinking about two-timing of them?

    And, of course, Howard is the only one to maintain ALL of her interest. :rolleye:
     
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  11. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Not to mention, when someone says, "This is the honest to gods truth" that is code for "you are about to hear a big bunch of bullshit."

    :coffee:
     
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    He say's I don't ever take a shit and he never caught a whiff of my vagina.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    She said that???
     
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    Howie said it on the air. But I'm sure she heard it.
     
  15. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    She is a obvious gold digger and Gary, Fred, Artie, etc all know it but would NEVER say it.

    If Beth was dating some other old rich radio guy, they would be all over it laughing. No doubt!
     
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    Does everyone remember Mad Libs? Well if you Mad Libbed everything Beth has done & just replace her name with Imus's wife or anyones wife - EVERYONE on the show would be ripping her a new asshole.
     
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    Beth "I can speak other languages"

    The moron can barely speak English.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Exactly.
     
  19. SillyOldMan

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    Lol! Yeah, I call major BS on that statement! Maybe she can speak to Heidi in German.
     
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    This might be Robin's best moment in Sirius. Or was this still k rock. Either way, robin made this bit incredibly enjoyable. Her laughter at the end says it all.