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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Willy do it? Man with bionic penis to finally lose his virginity at 43
    EXCLUSIVE: Mohammed Abad is set to break his duck after an upcoming date with a sex worker


    EXCLUSIVE by DAN SALES
    published
    01:01, 3 Jan 2016

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    Rejoice ... Mohammed speaks of his excitement Lee Thompson

    A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.

    Mohammed Abad will break his duck in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.

    Mo, who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

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    Mo first had surgery to fit the 8in bionic penis in 2012 but it has only been fully functional for a few months.

    It has two tubes running along its length which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.

    Charlotte, 35, will not be charging Mo when they meet up in London.



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    Mo Abad explains his bionic penis


    She said: “I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity.

    “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”

    Charlotte, who campaigns for sexual freedom and stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by- election, added: “I’m happy to help him build up confidence.

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    Dinner then sex ... sex worker Charlotte Rose Neil Hall


    “Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.”

    Mo, from Edinburgh, has been unlucky in love. Shortly after his op he married, without telling his wife about his condition until their wedding night. She stood by him but the marriage did not last.
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ...the good news is he doesnt have to pay for that hooker.
     
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    Guy gets a bionic dick and still has to fuck a fat whore.. Some guys just have no luck
     
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  7. DrivenByDemons

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    Just the thought of squeezing anything by my balls hurts.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    This.
     
  9. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    He should be able to fuck her in the ass too just to be sure it really works. :coffee:
     
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    So he essentially has a colostomy bag full of faux-cum taped to himself that launches out when?
    Is there a button for that too?
    If so, his partner should have it.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    "Break his duck"- cool term.
    This is where it's from,

    1. To break one's duck means the person has done something for the first time. The phrase comes not from duck as an animal, but from a duck in cricket, which is a batsman's dismissal for a score of zero. Therefore, when one breaks his duck, they score the first point.May 24, 2011
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    If I lost my penis, I'd kill myself. Seriously, I would leave a nice note here thanking everybody for the great convos and debates and cash out. :snicker:

    In all seriousness, good for him. Enjoy the sex.
     
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    Well if I ever have to have that surgery done I want to use this guy's arm.

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Did Charlotte used to be Charlie, or is that just rough living face?