The smartphone generation

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  1. Billy Brown

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    So I'm was at Costco the other day and I see a child riding in the kid seat of the shopping cart.
    And the the kid was using a smartphone.:facepalm:

    I weep for the future.

     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    More like

    The fartphone generation

    LOL
     
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    future drone pilot..
     
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    Zing-a zing zing zing!
     
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    Who cares? I played with little handheld electronic games and shit when I was a kid. And now look at me. Posting on a Howard Stern message board when I haven't even listed to the show in two or three years.
     
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    I'll help the narrator of the video out: "You know what that is? It's a device for transmitting diseases from the meth head who handled it before you to everyone who follows him. Now be sure to lick that puppy real good to get your daily dose of strep throat, staph infection and fecal matter."

    [​IMG]
     
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    And thus the circle completes it self. Now you're the old man complaining about the new generation.
     
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    What else can the faggot cry about? :coffee:
     
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    both of my kids have smartphone
     
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    I weep for them. :bigcry:
     
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    for more reasons than that i hope
     
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    I'm also concerned about them being stalked.
     
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    this is a real thing
     
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    If you are in an area that has a pay phone, you are about to die.
     
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    Smart phones killed Superman :(
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    Warmth. Still thinking about Gay men.
     
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    Shut up, faggot