News The so-Called Oregon "Militia" New List Of Freebies Needed

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    Apparently many of the militiamen rushed to Oregon to help hold the park without packing properly for freezing temperatures, with the list also asking for boots, socks, thermal underwear, snow pants, warm blankets and sleeping bags.

    Personal care items requested include body wash, shampoo, tampons, shaving cream, razors and deodorant.

    Complete occupier wish list below, posted to Twitter by extremism analyst J.J. McNab:
     
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    Fucking idiots
     
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    I like the specific requests for smokes. BTW, I heard an interview with the sheriff from up there, that guy is a hell of a guy the way he is dealing with this.
     
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    In lieu just send them a 19 pound box of feces.
     
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    wonder what the 120 grit sandpaper is for
     
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    Obviously they are poor preppers.
     
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    Jacking off a grizzly bear/man.
     
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    Hay and Eggs (needed badly)

    So, Beff must be onsite :whythelongface?:
     
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    Bunch of cowards and losers. Real brave of them to take over an unoccupied building in the middle of nowhere that no one cares about. If anyone had opposed them they'd have pissed their pants, dropped their guns, and cried like the little girls they are.
     
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    Welfare militants......guess the race
     
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    I thought only Cam Whores and Eric the Midget had wish lists.
     
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    French Vanilla Creamer

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    suckled their thumbs and filed lawsuits
     
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    1. Wine tasting crackers, Haverford cheese #3 and Olive Tapenade paste
    2. Three Bottles of Rutherford Pinot Noir (2007)
    3. Cucumber sandwiches with crusts cut off
    4. Johnson's Baby Shampoo with Sesame Street characters, not Star Wars
    5. Pumice stone and #5 Magenta Stone nail polish
    6. Ten pairs of testicles, preferably from men who have actually served their country
    7. Three cans of Trailer Park™-brand air spray
    8. Twenty Black Mule™ dildos
    9. Tons of Vaseline
    10. Search team to look for the honesty, integrity and work ethic of a bunch of white welfare bums who live off the state and federal dole but have the nerve to complain the largesse just ain't good enough.
     
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    And check out the swift government response to this menace...

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    Guns N' Roses rider for Coachella is a less pain in the ass than these fuckers.




    If you plan on taking over a federal building then come prepared assholes.

    Fuck off.
     
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    I've got an idea....don't let deliveries in to this place.