The "Spoiled Rotten Pets viewing thread Sayonara edition"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 4, 2013.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Today are the final two episodes of Spoiled Rotten Pets at 9pm on Nat Geo Wild. Let's giving the Wonky Eyed Dancing Gold Digger the sendoff she deserves. Hopefully this will be the last network that goes in partnership with Howard "Foster Kane" Stern in an effort to get the Nation's #1 Publicity Whore another TV show.
     
  2. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    That's it?! All this promotion for just four shows?!?!
     
  3. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    That's pretty typical with these types of shows. River Monsters (only good "reality" show on TV IMHO) started out with a pilot and 4 episodes, and when it was a hit Animal Planet picked it up for a full season.
     
  4. Thelma

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    Tonight the onscreen description of the first episode is "The host visits a farm ..."

    "Beth Stern" is not mentioned at all ... don't people know her name has been on a DOOR???

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    I don't get this channel. :bigcry: Please post some screenshots or something this evening! Thank you!!!!
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to punch myself in the balls to prepare for this.
     
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    Also, I would love to see an episode where Beth has to deal with a Goliath Tiger Fish.
     
  8. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Six 1/2 hour shows. That's all folks.
     
  9. Thelma

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    What you'll be "missing":

    Episode: Lucky Ducks

    "Beth visits a farm in New Jersey with owner Mike and his companion, Chase, the supposed 'working' dog. Except that's not what Beth finds as she picks corn while this lazy dog hangs out on 'fly patrol.' Nettie and Alex in Chicago have turned two winged creatures into some seriously lucky ducks. Finally, Jess and Eric made an entire business out of their dogs. They opened the Bubba Rose Biscuit Company in Boonton, N.J, and their dogs have the best jobs of all, as their official taste testers!"

    Episode : Barking Bride

    "Beth visits two dogs, Fiona and Chico, who are having a bachelorette party with all the trimmings the day before their wedding day. Then, meet Franklin, a pot-bellied pig, who is so spoil him so much that he gets to work with Joe at the hardware store. Finally, meet a pair of ferrets, Gaby and Bella, who know all about striking the right chord with their owners, Tammy and John, who insist on treating them like princesses, going so far as to sing for them in harmony."

    Here's one screenshot - While they're getting the wedding party ready, Beth says, "Did Fiona propose to Chico or did Chico propose to Fiona? I think it was Fiooona!!"

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    Judging from the size of her sunglasses, I think Beth already had a few before the wedding started:

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  10. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;ZVTrVFc18Ts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTrVFc18Ts[/video][​IMG]
     
  11. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh christ Thelma!!! :facepalm:


    Have fun. I'll try to post and live vicariously through you all! :D
     
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    that's pretty amazing. now i can see why they showed two a night. natgeo wanted this to be over ASAP....their obligation to howard/fuckwald is over.
     
  13. HooHoo

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    I just want to save all the puppies!
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    name mentions would have cost Howard an extra $500 :coffee:

    "Botched Surgery Mouth" Beefus am my favorite Beefus. :up:

    Her mouth looks like she's some Edward G. Robinson-type gangster: "yeah, see...................I'm gonna rub you out!!!".
     
  15. Bye You!

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    Counting with her left hand to show off the ring.

    You'd think after 7 years the urge to show it off would have passed by now.
     
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    And Europeans start counting with their thumb. Pittsburgh been re-located since I last checked?

    She's such a wackjob
     
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    With how bad the ratings have sagged, there's not shot at a renewal for this steaming turd of a show.

    I never saw it, never cared to and could care less that it's going to get axed...
     
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    Spoiled Rotten Horse Cunt.

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    Since when did Nat Geo become a "reality" show network? I guess they all have, fucking garbage.
    I guess Americans are too stupid to say "National Geographic" now. Same with KFC, IHOP, BK.. anything with more than three syllables will induce seizures.
     
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    Carson was 1000 percent correct when he said "Hell NO!" to booking Stern when he was pushing to get Johnny to have him on back in the 80s. That's when the sudden hatred toward The King Of Late Night started spewing from this sheister Jew fuck. Mr Johnny Carson, God rest his soul only booked CLASS ACTS. As you can see, this fag prick who is STILL sucking from the NBC water fountain of cash is riding high on the stupidity of the American public and would sell his mother's soul to use his retarted Polish whore as a tax write off just to suck the last molecule of moisture out of a filthy sidewalk penny. Thank you.
     
  20. Nemo

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    9:00-9:30
    Lucky Ducks

    A NJ "working farm dog" watches as Beth picks corn; Beth visits two pampered ducks in Chicago; Bubba Rose Biscuit Company in NJ
    (Will Beth taste animal food again?)


    9:30-10:00

    Barking Brides

    Dogs Fiona & Chico bachelorette party before their wedding; Pot-bellied pig that works in a hardware store; more Ferret love



    http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/spoiled-rotten-pets/episodes/lucky-ducks/