The Spray On Skinny Jeans I ordered from Topman UK's online shop arrived today

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  1. garypagetwo

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    2 jeans. Price around $130 + $50 in customs and taxes. They dont fucking fit at all. The length and waist size is perfect, but theyre just way too skinny. Thats the first and last time i ever order jeans online.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Galy, vat ze vock?
     
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    That sucks!
    Can you return them?
     
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    I've purchased some on ebay, just make sure you get dem measurements correct.
     
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    I bet you look so fucking gay in jeans, bro. :jj:
     
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    Skinny jeans are for chicks and faggots
     
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    Remember when people cared about Garys stories?
     
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    Hey, fuck you. This thread is guaranteed to get 13 replies.
     
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    He was begging to have his account killed last night... it was pathetic. :gar:
     
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    It's over, gary. Time to move on and bore another board.
     
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    I never buy jeans online. They are all cut so differently that its always a better idea to go to a store and try on like 20 pairs. Also, I don't bother buying particular brands, just whatever fits properly and looks nice.
     
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    High maintenance hippie chick
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I didn't say that I buy 20 pairs of jeans. :nono:
     
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    I stand by my assessment :fil:
     
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    And I stand by my assessment that your life's dream is to be teabagged like 24/7. :fil:
     
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    this
     
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    What in the fuck? No wonder why no one likes you here.
     
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    My life's dream is to be the World's Most Unlikeable Person, so there. :pie:
     
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