WTF The stakes have been FUCKING RAISED

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So now, this weekend, in her neverending quest to cause my death via coronary event so as to inherit the Mayonnaise millions and my delightful Disneyland hoodie, Miss Mayonnaise has decided that in addition to making French Dip sammiches, she's going to be making


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    FUCKING HASSELBECK POTATOES


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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Is this the Drezzer thread? :hole:
     
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    RIP Funnyman.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Named after the legendary Seahawks quarterback no doubt. Makes sense, she's from Washington.

    The fuck even are these things?


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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I tried to tell her it's too heavy a side :worried:
     
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  6. Tuesday

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    I've made them and they're delicious. She has to put parmesan and bread crumbs in the cracks, though. :grad:
     
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    I think your instincts are correct. She does want you to die
     
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    The pic looks good. Will withhold judgment for the actual result.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Duly noted. I'll take any recommendations you've got

    What about garlic bulbs between the little potatoey pussy folds?
     
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    1. We need to consult on the roast beef and au jus.
    2. The cheese choice is crucial
    C. Don't let her freeze the potatoes.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck kinda lazy bullshit is this


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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    We're doing the French dips the lazy way
     
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    That's what I keep telling my wife. Not about potatoes though. :woowoo:
     
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    Sure. :dontknow:
     
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    FAGGOT! :mad:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    For real though

    Do French dips need a side?

    THE DIP IS THE SIDE
     
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    You know who loves a French dip sandwich?

    Fuckin' @doytch
     
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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That nigga runs the Bar
     
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    It's no different than a side of french fries... probably less offensive since the Hasslebacks aren't fried.
     
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    Potatoes whenever possible, and them David Hasselhofs look tasty as beach tits.