"The Stern Show Rollercoaster"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by AuntDolly, Oct 15, 2014.

  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Yeesh....

    Get a job, don't pimp out your kid!
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    Hi, you may or may not know who I am. My name is Sequoia, and I run CleanBox Entertainment. Well, folks, I could use your help with my latest hair-brained scheme.


    You're undoubtedly familiar with at least part of the roller coaster I've been on with the Howard Stern Show. First, there was the Killers of Comedy. We were on top of the world until that went down in flames. Then I was promoting Artie Lange appearances--all on non-refundable deposits of course--right up until his infamous crash and burn. I momentarily landed on my feet with the Ronnie Mund Block Party, only to have that yanked out from under me a year later, sitting on the beach in Jamaica with all the guys, flat broke.


    It's been quite the ride. Most of you receiving this email were in one way or another a part of the experience, and I'm very grateful for that.


    I've decided to try something new in an effort to redesign my promoter status: being a stage dad. Please take a look at my 4 year old son’s rap video and help spread it around the Internet.


    CLICK HERE TO WATCH
    http://hosted.verticalresponse.com/669836/ef8a24eabe/285072869/15d253892f/

    Please Facebook it, Tweet it and email it to anyone you know with kids. This thing needs to go viral! I--or rather my kids--need a shot.


    Thanks for attending shows and spreading the word over the years. Hopefully next time I put on an event in your city, you can bring your kids!


    - Sequoia


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    Was posted yesterday, and I want to punch Sequoia in the throat.
     
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  6. AuntDolly

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    Oops, I missed it.

    Agree 100% about Sequoia. Complete asshat.
     
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    Reposts happen. It's a good thing that you aren't here 24/7.
     
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    Cute kid.

    Too bad he has assholes for parents.
     
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    That video makes me think of this:
    Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
     
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