The Stories of Men Who Say They Were Raped by Women...

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  1. BrerJimmy

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    Subtitled: "The Luckiest Men On Earth"
     
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    I dunno, the one dude who was raped by a McDonald's manager probably has serious PTSD. I really wish he worked at Burger King so I could refer to the manager as a "Whopper with Cheese".
     
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    Should've been titled "faggotry in America"
     
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    I tried to let a girl at our house party down easy once. Told her she was cute but that I was taken. She said she couldn’t drive and needed to crash on the couch, which is cool. I ended up going to bed in my room. I woke up sometime later to her in her bra and panties sucking my d**k in my room, in my bed. I yelled at her and told her to get the f**k out, having no idea how long she had been in there (I was out cold). I never told anyone because I didn’t want it to get back to my at the time girlfriend because I know that’s an image that would have been stuck in her head forever.
    :eek:
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    The last one gave me hope that there's still some sanity in this world.

     
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    This is bullshit........I've woke up a few times to chicks that crawled in bed with me......My first reaction was always....What tha?........Oh yeah, OH yeah.....OH FUCKING YEAH!!!!!

    That sound like rape to ya'll?
     
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    This is the fake story...
     
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    If that helps you deal with it.........:p
     
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    It does...:(
     
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    I did read a complaint years ago about some devout Mormon dude that this chick went batshit for....He wouldn't give in to her so she drugged him and restrained him nude to a bed for a long time while she fucked him silly....And he tried to have her arrested for it....Lets see if I can find it..
    Boo-Yah!!!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_sex_in_chains_case

    This one has pic of chick.....No bad.......
    http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/joyce-mckinney/joy-to-the-world.html
     
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    OOF.......I stand corrected.....
     
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    Someone rape me for Christ's sake!!
     
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    Well if fatty rapes you it's your own damn fault
     
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    In all honesty, I was kinda raped and had ZERO fucking complaints. :jj:

    My buddies and I met a few girls out at a bar YEARS ago. I was 21 or 22. We got fucking hammered. We skipped drunk and went straight to brain damaged. We closed that bar, closed and after hours bar, and then brought the party back to my house. We had 20-30 people there.

    By the way, I was told all of this later. I have vague memories after the second bar.

    I woke up at some point, probably around 4am, to this chick trying to get my pants off. We were in the living room and she was PISSED. :jj: I finally woke up a bit and she told me she "wasn't going home until I fucked her" and she didn't care what I had to do to accomplish that feat. She told me she singled me out in the beginning of the night and told her friends she was "gonna fuck me before the night was over, and she was never wrong". :rofl:

    AS I was barely conscious through the event I was probably the worst lay of her life we pulled it off, so to speak. At one point my female roommate came home and saw us, and actually asked thru laughter if I was a "willing participant" in the activity, or if I needed the authorities. We cried laughing about it for DAYS afterward. I would come home and my roommate would have rape victim brochures stapled to my door and shit.
     
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