The Story Of My Life

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by AmishGirl, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Right here -

    [video=youtube;myX7anVRa_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myX7anVRa_Q[/video]
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Marone a mia
     
  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :rofl:


    My all time favorite is the old guy with a mustache in Vegas who is a pretty racist DJ at geezer bars and strip clubs and talks bitterly about his exes and taking this chick to the Bette Midler concert when he was wearing a zoot suit.

    So many quotable lines from that one.
     
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    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    Artie Laugh ****

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    That cab driver has some big ol tittas.
     
  7. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP Gold

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    Story of my life.

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  8. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    [video=youtube;NRDJxCiHhqs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRDJxCiHhqs[/video]


    I think the guy's got a point about music, though. Look at the old songs - "Beauty's only skin deep," "My girl," et cetera .... now? "Bitch, suck my dick!" :facepalm:
     
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  9. Lou Loomis

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    love this looney mofo

    niggamuthafucka niggamuthafucka ....


    It's a rough world, my friend. I wear a rubber watch. I drive a van.
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    What do you look like? Are you hot?
     
  11. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    she should have just swallowed.
     
  12. HeinousMark

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    I'm just glad AmishGirl wasn't in the taxi that the jiggz blowed up on the strip :)
     
  13. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    this root of racial hatred and bitterness will make you ill :coffee:
     
  14. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I picked the right time to take some days off - SO glad I'm not in the middle of that mess. I don't go back to work until Sunday.
     
  15. Gogol Boobdello

    Gogol Boobdello Well-Known Member

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    yeah, that crash/gun battle looked crazy...........hope u had some fun during days off :cool:
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I don't think the Amish are supposed to have access to the internet!
     
  17. Gogol Boobdello

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    not sure they r suppose to have a mafia or beard cutting gangs either :dunno:
     
  18. HeinousMark

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    I feel bad for the people in the taxi; they were trapped inside and.......:ohnoes:

    Hope you have a great weekend; you could go to Monk and ByeYou's wedding :idea: