The Straight bartender found out I was gay and Asked my sister iF I was a Switcher

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Meaning If I try to turn Straight guys Gay. Why would he think something like that about me?
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

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    He probably wants to fuck you.
     
  3. Satori Brah

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    I thought gays were born that way? :scratch:
     
  4. Super Mario

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    He is the really Arrogant hot one. BUt if He bring it up tomorrow to me I plan on playing it cool like this. Oh dude you have nothing to worry about I only go for pretty boys or super attractive guys. bam. then If he tries to say something Im just going to point to my face and be like srs?You think I would want somebody from this place?
     
  5. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Maybe because you succeeded with Easy Jesus?
     
  6. Super Mario

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    you know its like me and 2 other people here get the sb jokes save that shit for someone or somewhere else. I even post there and I dont understand what you are talking about.
     
  7. Chigs

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    Most likely, if a guy is afeared someone or something can "turn him gay," then his heterosexuality is pretty tenuous as is.
     
  8. Super Mario

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    :yes:............I mean yeah sounds pretty insecure to me.
     
  9. Dave

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    :jj: It's funny that you plan your pop-offs in advance like that.
     
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    Two beers and he'll be your new top
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    Exactly. It leaves open the possibility that he could be turned gay, which means that on some level he is open to the idea of being gay otherwise why worry about it.
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    He probably got orders from the boss to wipe down the bar with Lysol after your shift is over
     
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    You sure he didn't say swisher?
     
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  14. Super Mario

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    :jj: I just dont want this guy thinking I want him at all. Honestly hes so arrogant he thinks the whole world wants to screw him and I do but I dont want him knowing that.I do want him thinking though that wow I know I can get him to want me maybe ill kiss him or.......you know:eek: I get really uncomfortable cause he is very touchy feeley with everyone including me so hopefully he eases up on that a bit He was humping me with an ice bucket last week.
     
  15. Super Mario

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    I would kick your ass out if I heard you saying the N word.
     
  16. Dave

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    He's gay. Isn't your gaydar popping off?
     
  17. wigtropolis

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    He might want to just kill you:dontknow:
     
  18. MrWarmth

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    Neesie?
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Be careful, Mar!

    Sometimes dudes want to know that because they hate gay guys and will only merely tolerate them so long as they know they're not gonna try to hit on them.

    Sounds like a basher question, if you ask me.
     
  20. MatthewT

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    smart dude