Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Oct 4, 2015.
Because.....hey what else would ya call it?
Windy as all hell here. Rain seems to have stopped
That's what @bill says when he wants to get an erection
I didn't turn on my sprinklers this year and my grass was dead most of the summer.. Barely had to mow it at all!
Now it's all fucking green again and gonna shoot up quick.
I bet your neighbors hate you
Oh yeah...but Fuck them half are afraid of me the other half are afraid of my dog. They wouldn't dare say a word.
Go stand outside, maybe a tree will fall on you
I read that in Moe's voice
Im drunk and hungry and I just creeped out an itallian broad on periscope. Not sure what my next move should be
Try the Christian Dating Site now.
He's a little old to snag himself a priest.
Maybe if he got a Bieber cut?