Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Oct 14, 2012.
To all the broads here who are cunstantly on the rag, this Bud's for you!
For that fresh springtime feeling.
Hey warmth, u crotchety old bastard, spelling might be wrong , but whats up ricks
What's spelled wrong? Menses? I don't even care how it's spelled. As long as I don't get it I am down with that.
Menses was my name on the Jack Parr message board.
facakta dog picture
I thought I spelled crotchety wrong, then again is there a right way to spell rotten old man.
If that's ur dog, pretty cool pic, niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I just shit my pants.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."
The third convict, a blonde man, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said - "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating ..."
You and Warmth have something in common
Why is ur palm greenish yellow in color?? gout ?
You have to post an emoticon for your all caps post to work.
I think I am the only one who is menstruating here right now.
I've been a heavy equipment mechanic for 30+ years. It's a callous.