The Sunday Morning RatPack's Never Ending Summer

When will it stop? Why? Why me? Why me?

 

How was DC?

 

DC was fine. It was I-95 that's a fukakta pain in my tuchis. 15 mile backup. Oy vey zmir.

 

Why not you? You feel that you're special? You're not me, so that's why it's you.

 

Oh, morning good people and bad.

 

You check out any of those hip hop radio stations?

 

With a sign: Homeless Veteran Faker

 

Junior was playing them on the way home. I rode in the passenger seat and tried to doze off.

 

Probably should have brought the bush with you.

 

Just a traveller's tip. There are no clean bathrooms along I-95. And the fast food joints all look like troughs for morbidly obese hawgs, for crying out loud. And are they ever gonna finish that shit highway?

 

I took the youngest out for some pizza Friday evening and she said right out of the blue....and I quote: "You've become a better parent since you started smoking"

 

I visited my sister in Florida a few years ago.
Smoked weed in a corn cob pipe the whole trip home.
With a stop at South Of The Border.
I felt so American.

 

Nothing wrong with being better.

 

Didja pick up any fireworks? Plastic dog poop? Chinese handcuffs?

 

Hey you know MY motto: "By any means, by all means"

Thank you

 

I spent about $200 on fireworks.
I used them to kill time when I went fishing when I got home.

 

So... I watched no less than 2 movies tonight that featured drunks. Both featured some fucking faggot that can't go hours/a day without a drink. I get plastered several times a week and would never...EVER look for a drink/sip in the AM...drink while driving and or drink on the job. Who are these people? How the fuck do you get that way?

 

I could use a puff or two right now. BRB