The System is Breaking Down - NYSE Frozen

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    United Airlines lost their network today and shut down all flights for two hours.

    The New York Stock Exchange has completely shut down due to technical problems - never seen before.

    Is China behind this? Are they trying to bring us down? Hillary says that they're responsible for last week's massive hack into personnel files of all government employees.
     
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    Homeland "Security" immediately came out and said it was nothing. :ucoffee:
     
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    Im scurred. Who is attacking Merica?
     
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    Wall street journal site was down for a bit as well and Chinese stock markets were continuing to tank like AGT's ratings just before the NYSE went down.
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The Chinese stock market is down 30% in a week, and all hell is breaking loose over there.

    The government is actually purchasing stock in an effort to stem the losses. The government has made it illegal for major holders to sell shares for the next six months.

    The Chinese are blaming evil foreigners for the collapse in the market, even though this is just a correction from the market going up over 100% in 12 months.
     
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    Did they try turning it off and turning it back on again?
     
  7. DarkFriday

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    listening to the white house mouth piece. the truth is, if it was an attack, they would never tell us unless they had no other choice
     
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    F-ing internet is also broken!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Interesting, considering China's heading into their own stock market crash. I wonder if they fucked with the stock computers to quell it.
     
  13. WUT7272G7C

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    If it was a cyber attack, I'm on it (I know HTML)
     
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    Ctrl/Alt/Delete
     
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    It's chaos!!

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    I think Apple is now having issues
     
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    Someone would have to have no soul to do that.
     
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    I don't give a fuck about that shit. The real problem was when the Playstation Network was down last Friday on my day off.
     
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    Would make sense
     
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    That's how they roll