The t.p. at work is way to hard!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    my asshole is bleeding
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I hate you mike
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Bring your own, Michael.
     
  5. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    The workplace can be cheap.
     
  6. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I call bullshit. There's no way you can reach your ass.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Do you guys just shit right there in the toll booth? They should give you guys toilets for seats. You could sit there and shit all day long.
     
  8. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's the taxpayers of Maryland that you're talking about fat ass.

    Maybe they need to raise the toll you collect.
     
  9. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't poop at work. Dat's nasssssssty!
     
  10. beatlejaws

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    so is the guy's you sold the last lemon to
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Your ass isn't bleeding from the rough toilet paper. It's bleeding because of all the huge BBC you took up it over the weekend.
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    i hate you to fag hal
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I hate when mike does drive-by threads
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    You are mega gay mke
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Are you still on your diet, Mike?
     
  16. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    bleeding asshole

    lulz
     
  17. beatlejaws

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    mike's thread usually make me laugh
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    How have you made it through life without knowing the difference between to and too? That's taught in like third grade.
     
  19. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    No.....but he is on his break from the booth.
     
  20. beatlejaws

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    next time he weighs himself he should take the coins out of his pocket
     
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