The t.p. at work is way to hard!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    my asshole is bleeding
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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  3. HAL

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    I hate you mike
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Bring your own, Michael.
     
  5. deidler

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    The workplace can be cheap.
     
  6. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I call bullshit. There's no way you can reach your ass.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Do you guys just shit right there in the toll booth? They should give you guys toilets for seats. You could sit there and shit all day long.
     
  8. RobsDad

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    That's the taxpayers of Maryland that you're talking about fat ass.

    Maybe they need to raise the toll you collect.
     
  9. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't poop at work. Dat's nasssssssty!
     
  10. beatlejaws

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    so is the guy's you sold the last lemon to
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Your ass isn't bleeding from the rough toilet paper. It's bleeding because of all the huge BBC you took up it over the weekend.
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    i hate you to fag hal
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I hate when mike does drive-by threads
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    You are mega gay mke
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Are you still on your diet, Mike?
     
  16. BleedingGums

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    bleeding asshole

    lulz
     
  17. beatlejaws

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    mike's thread usually make me laugh
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    How have you made it through life without knowing the difference between to and too? That's taught in like third grade.
     
  19. RobsDad

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    No.....but he is on his break from the booth.
     
  20. beatlejaws

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    next time he weighs himself he should take the coins out of his pocket
     
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