THE TANTALIZING, MESMERIZING, AND SPELLBINDING STORY OF THE FELONIOUS PAST OF ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bigballsalmighty, Dec 1, 2015.

  1. bigballsalmighty

    bigballsalmighty Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,917
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2015
    Messages:
    178
    Likes Received:
    394
    THIS IS IT! THE PRIMETIME, BIGTIME STORY OF HIS BUST-OUTS AND SHOUT-OUTS! READ ABOUT ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN'S MULTIPLE FELONIOUS CONVICTIONS FOR GRAND LARCENY AND FRAUD WHILE SCAMMING A BUNCH OF BEEF STEWS FOR 3O MILLION "DIMES", THAT'S GANGSTER TALK FOR DOLLARS! RIIIIIGHT?

    http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1986-09-09/news/8602230413_1_aliases-charges-bankruptcy
    http://www.nytimes.com/1988/08/21/nyregion/man-held-in-light-bulb-and-sunglasses-fraud.html
    http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1989-11-29/news/8902120426_1_bust-goods-credit

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    816,098
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,277
    Likes Received:
    65,284
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

    Reputations:
    103,028
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,817
    Likes Received:
    19,073
  4. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5,248
    Joined:
    May 20, 2013
    Messages:
    1,830
    Likes Received:
    1,476
    he was and always will be a psycho!
     
    x76 and JustLurking like this.
  5. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    53,789
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    9,546
    Likes Received:
    9,864
  6. Rhinosaucerous

    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

    Reputations:
    20,961
    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2015
    Messages:
    656
    Likes Received:
    2,012


    Oy vey.. :jj:
     
  7. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

    Reputations:
    103,028
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,817
    Likes Received:
    19,073
    @joecorson
     
    flonsta, Xent, Napoleon V and 4 others like this.
  8. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    147,105
    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Messages:
    24,431
    Likes Received:
    20,764
  9. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    254,717
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    17,278
    Likes Received:
    21,343
    Too tired to read this tonight.
    Saving it for breakfast and coffee tomorrow morning.
    Thanks for posting this stuff.
     
    AmishGirl likes this.
  10. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    76,888
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    8,956
    Likes Received:
    15,437
    Been posted a zillion times always fun you missed the Miami new times article
     
    babybear likes this.
  11. bigballsalmighty

    bigballsalmighty Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,917
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2015
    Messages:
    178
    Likes Received:
    394
    IT WASN'T DONE WITH THE RIGHT CRESCENDO! IF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER AND DEFER TO ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN, THEN IT HAS TO BE DONE ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT, JUST LIKE THE INDEFATIGABLE AND SUMPTUOUS CHICK'S THIGHS THAT RUN SIXTEEN MILES A DAY!

    [​IMG]
     
    Xent, Napoleon V, bobblebooey and 6 others like this.
  12. Rodney21a

    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    16,334
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,122
    Likes Received:
    2,701
    not for nutin but a Dime is 1k 30 million dimes is 300 billion
     
    Rhinosaucerous likes this.
  13. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    147,105
    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Messages:
    24,431
    Likes Received:
    20,764
    Real Gangta Talk :freebird:
     
  14. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

    Reputations:
    81,325
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2013
    Messages:
    3,269
    Likes Received:
    6,841
    So you're just coming in here to expose the whole exposé?
     
  15. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    16,555
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    2,611
    Likes Received:
    3,627

    Nothing like reading 30 year old news stories.
     
    ScottBaiosPenis likes this.
  16. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    47,336
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2012
    Messages:
    5,896
    Likes Received:
    8,669
    I hate that guy
     
  17. ElegantElliotRight!

    ElegantElliotRight! Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,224
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2015
    Messages:
    286
    Likes Received:
    363
    Look what you look like, you look like the last SHIT I took. You look like the last SHIT I took. I call the f*ckin shots, riiigght!!! I'm vile, vulgar, vitrupitive, violent! Here's my maniacal laugh:

    :haha:h:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
    Xent, Napoleon V, slab0meat and 6 others like this.
  18. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    147,105
    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Messages:
    24,431
    Likes Received:
    20,764
    WOW! HE WENT OFF THE RAILS!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Crazy Jerry

    Crazy Jerry Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,031
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2012
    Messages:
    173
    Likes Received:
    427
    I encountered him last week at the ShopRite in Wayne, NJ. He was sashaying around wearing eye black and his mega-short black miniskirt that featured his ass hanging out of the bottom. The same outfit that he wears below.


    Dialog I heard at the deli counter as he was handed his cold cuts:

    ShopRite employee: Here you go. Anything else?
    EEO (in a bellowing voice): Thank you. You just served a celebrity. I'm Elegant Elliot Offen form the Howard Stern Show!

    He obviously has no interest in being noticed whatsoever. o_O
     
  20. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    254,717
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    17,278
    Likes Received:
    21,343
    Well I'd never seen the newspaper reports before so many thanks for the original post & links.
    Offen is quite the villain and a soulless bastard.