*********The Tell Me a Good Joke Thread**********(SRS)(FU)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    tell me a joke because im in the mood to laugh, if its not funny im gonna neg rep you


    :c
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why do mexicans make refried beans?
     
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    thats a good one, NEXT
     
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    why?
     
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    Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time?
     
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    I made YET ANOTHER fucking Skyrim character :pissed:
     
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    thats not a joke you nig
     
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    What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?


    Steal a chicken



    :funny:
     
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    Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

    Because they're ugly and they smell :smile:
     
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    woah im not clicking that im at work
     
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    whoa.
     
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    What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
     
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    k...last one...

    Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?



    He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

    k...goodnight.
     
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    What do you call a chink walking a dog?


    a vegetarian
     
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