The Thighbrow Is The New Hot Body Part To Covet..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    The ‘thighbrow’ is the new body part to covet..


    Another physical feature to add to your list of insecurities, plus Prince Harry and Kate Middleton start some hairy trends and the hat we’ll all be wearing this summer.

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    Beyonce possesses enviable thighbrows. Photo: Getty

    It’s official – we’ve hit peak body obsession.

    After the thigh-gap and the side-bum, here comes the thighbrow.

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    While it may sound like a type of undesirable body hair, it’s actually the latest idealised feature on a woman’s body.

    The thighbrow refers to the crease that appears where the leg and hipbone meet when one sits, kneels or squats.

    It has been popularised by Instagram celebrities like the Kardashian sisters and Beyonce, who are fond of posting swimsuit snaps showing off their own perfectly defined thighbrows.

    Here are Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner serving up double thighbrow:

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    And here is Beyonce giving us her version of thighbrow which, like everything she does, will probably be regarded as the ultimate thighbrow.[​IMG]

    Anyway. We’ll end it there before we lose all our faith in humanity.
     
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    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    This is just retarded.
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Why the fuck do people give two shits bout the Kardashians? Honestly.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I have looked at these pictures and I still have no idea what it is I'm supposed to be seeing. I see some fat legs, that's it.
     
  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    The crease the skin makes when the legs are bent:hilarious:
     
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    To be honest, all I focused on were the boobs. I'm not a thigh or leg man.
     
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    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    :backlol:
     
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    isnt that what used to be called cum gutters
     
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    Thigh anal
     
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    Just another reason for these media outlets to talk about those fuckhead Kardashians.

    Great.

    More wasted, retarded time being spent not bitching about Hamptons Howie and BethOno.
     
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    I've only ever heard of these as the gutters in reference to male masturbation:

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    this
    makes them feel better about their chunky butts and thighs :giggle:
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    it's for women that are thick I suppose? You don't get that crease unless you have some meaty thighs.
     
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    I know I have to use the Internet to get my opinion to you, but this invention is making a people either complete douche bags or turning into fucking morons. The dumbing down of America.
     
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    If I can't fuck it, then it isn't coveted. Pussy, Mouth, Butt, all can be fucked. So can Thigh Gap and Cleavage.

    Next they will be telling us knee rolls are supposed to be hot. "They are full of cheese, so you don't need lube."
     
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    :confused:
     
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    i am more interested in the crease the lips of the vagina makes when i move it away with my finger so i can stick my tongue in it.
     
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    Note the similarity to a balloon which, when bent in half, looks like this because it has a lot of pressure inside and is ready to pop.

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