The Thing I Don't Get About Pulp Orange Juice Is....

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Its fucking gross. Why would anyone drink that? Its got like, little spermies floating around in it. Seriously, that's totally what I imagine drinking cum is like, feeling all the little spermies in your mouth. Except this tastes orange.
     
  2. Butcher

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    You should be used to drinking spermie things
     
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    Thanks for the spoiler alert.:facepalm:
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    I'm a fan, big fan. Orange sperm is tasty
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Thank you, Captain Predictable
     
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    Yeah. Its either chew or drink.

    Not both. Faggots.
     
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    I hate the pulp too :hat:
     
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    indeed fat boy slim, indeed.....
     
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    I like the extra pulpy...

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    this is correct. I love a mouthful of orange load
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj: :cheer:
     
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    How often do you imagine drinking cum, bro?
     
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    At first this post last conviction, but that has all changed
     
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    Drinking extra pulpy orange juice is like eating an extra juicy orange. I love it plus it provides the sunshine vitamin.
     
  15. BrulesRules

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    I pop Orange Tic Tacs like like an addict popping percocets
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Every half hour or so
     
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    there is something in those fuckers.
     
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    Why insult me, bro
     
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    I hear it's orange sperm :secret:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can't drink OJ anymore anyway. Stuttering John's story ruined it for me. :(