The things BBs have taught me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Captain Insano, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    1. By my calculations there are only about 79 people on the entire internets and they must all post on every BB across the web because every board I travel to they all think every post is an alt of someone. No board has new members, ever.

    2. A picture of a model will be criticized and rated a 5, while any proven female post will be raised on a pedastal and protected from any subjective opinion of their looks.

    3. Every board has a bitch that is getting her bills paid by some idiot.

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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    :shit: mult
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    And anything daveindiego tells you is a lie
     
  4. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    And dudes use chick avatars for attention.
     
  5. newcastlefan

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    then what?
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    oh my.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm only on two boards. That's a promise.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    My neighbor in Denver is a lengthy black teenager.
     
  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Have you seen that guy lately he looks like Whistler's Grandmother
     
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    Perhaps we put you over to quick :facepalm:
     
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  14. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Wait, that's not you?!!!



    Please ignore those pm's I sent. :facepalm:
     
  15. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    its an actress, never said it was me. if I wanted to con anyone I would use a random chick from a facebook page.
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Who the fuck says BBs and Alts? you fucking dork. someone needs to take a shit on you.
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    recycled b/c i love it so:

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    that's what you should use for your avatar, oswin
     
  18. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    i aim to disappoint.
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Boston Creme Pie!

    A Common red neck practice. Consists of jizzing on ones hand, followed by a clean open handed slap across the face
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Yeah but someone asked you if that was really you and you said "that is the oswin"

    Heh.