The Thread of Missed Opportunities

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Where did you miss out? I've missed out so many times I can't ever remember all of them.

    In college, I took my girlfriend to see Expose at the Stone Balloon. The blonde in the group was completely flirting with me and we talked a while after the show until my girlfriend dragged me out.

    Should I have ditched the girlfriend (for the moment) and shagged the singer? I think so now. She was really cute and I was all sexed up after the show.

     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i missed out on the chance to not click on this thread
     
  3. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    spent entire retirement savings on heroin (250k or so) plus an $18,,000 settlement that was gone in 1 month
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I just checked. You would have 20x the money. That's bad, but it could've been Apple stock.
     
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    I missed out on a happy life thanks to my whore ex
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    no, and yes
     
  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I wish I could admit here how much money I've lost doing dumb shit. It's over a million. Not kidding.

    The good news is that I could get it back in very little time. The bad news is that I could easily piss it away as fast.

    I am one obsessive son of a bitch and that's not good.
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wowza. Hope things are better now.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Sorry. :(
     
  10. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    If that's true some one, not me, should beat Scott Baios Penis.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I was going to build a time machine and go back to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock but I never got around to it.
     
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    back in the early 90s one of my coworkers was telling me about a coffee stock he bought. He said it was like on the show Frazier where they hang out at the coffee store but it was only available so far from california to chicago and in some airports. I like coffee so I thought a coffee stock would be fun and bought some SBux. I sold it cause it never went up or down and I need to buy the baby diapers :(
     
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    Psst wanna score? I got some balloons. .what's your PayPal?
     
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    Artie, is that you?
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    I didn't realize how easily some women would go to bed with me till I was nearly 30 and was engaged within 3-4 years of that.