The thread you have all been waiting for...Animalgod Curb stomps Texas.

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  1. AnimalGod

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    Ok guys here it comes a raw uncensored look at my trip to Texas. Let me start by describing the state. Lots of yellow dead grass and trees not much taller than bushes. Way to hot and humid. My first day there it was a 109. I met a lady there who was from Ohio she had lived there for 4 years and said it was like living in hell she said you never get used to the heat and the place is overrun with creepy and often poisonous bugs.

    about to cross the Mississippi.





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    Dallas

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    Only a matter of time before you keel over and die. Cary on...
     
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    I have to admit, Texas is pretty tough on fat people.
     
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    lol
     
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    I don't know man.....fat stupid guy drives to texas doesn't do anything for me. :dontknow:
     
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    When he's up in Detroit this winter with snow up to his knees, those people in San Antonio will be enjoying 65 degrees.
     
  8. AnimalGod

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    best thing I saw in Texas

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  9. Stew Nod

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    Alert!
     
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    That's the best pic I've ever seen you post.
     
  11. AnimalGod

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    My son just outside of Lu Lu's where they had giant cinnamon buns as seen on man vs food.

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    Grand daughter I hope.
     
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    Ridiculously cute.

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    My daughter in law who is in the army.

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    The balls of Texas were upon you.

    How did they taste?
     
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    Yes she just turned 3 went down for her birthday.
     
  17. Stew Nod

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    AG you need to slow down...the excitement is giving me sensory overload....I'm freaking here

    If you post a waffle house parking lot next i'm gonna have cardiac issues
     
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    My Ex at Lu Lu's

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    That was pretty cool of you to make that trip for her.

    What does she call you?
     
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    "yay! cant wait till the grits get here....was that tumbleweed that just rolled by?"