the three rings of marriage

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  1. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    1- engagement ring

    2- wedding ring

    3- ?

    anyone?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    girdle ring when they get fat
     
  3. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    good guess but no
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    ring of fire that is marriage
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    suffering :c
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    no.. mr cash
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    :winner:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    did you look that up vyb?
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    thought so...end thread
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Actually I asked the question to my wife and she answered it.

    I was all :what:

    She said her friend just told her that one.
     
  11. gilaet

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    Emotional friend?
     
  12. Gomez

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    :jj: lap band :grad:

    [h=2]Adjustable Gastric Banding Surgery[/h] Laparoscopic adjustable gastric banding is surgery to make the stomach smaller. It is done to help people lose weight. The surgery limits the amount of food the stomach can hold. This helps you eat less and feel full sooner.
    Adjustable gastric banding is done through several small cuts, called incisions, in the belly. The doctor will place small surgical tools and a camera through the incisions. The doctor will then wrap a device around the upper part of your stomach to form a ring. Attached to the ring is a thin tube leading to an access port that is left under the skin. The access port is the place where the doctor puts in a needle to add or take away saline. Adding saline tightens the band and makes the stomach smaller. The doctor can take away saline if the ring is too tight.
     
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    OMG I hope so. :bigthink
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    :haha:
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    hankering
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    ring of fire - having to pretend to like the in-laws
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hhh: anything to stop the yammering
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Ring of the doorbell by bill collectors after she takes all yer money.
     
  19. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    the cock ring your wife's emotional friend wears when he's slamming her, doggie style.:dawgjj:
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    cock rings work better when the woman is on top :grad: