The time of day you take a dump

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rod-Stroker, Oct 15, 2012.

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Before work then a shower

Poll closed Oct 19, 2012.
  1. After work then a shower

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%
  2. First thing-no shower

    4 vote(s)
    40.0%
  3. Stinking ass crack all day long

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    0.0%
  4. Fuck your shitty poll

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%
  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    What is your prefered time of day to rid your body of shit/poop
     
  2. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I like to first thing in the AM so I can make sure I'm all clean after my shower. A poop after 8:00 PM the night before usually means the AM poop is not gonna happen
     
  3. nazdrowie

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    this should've been a multiple choice poll
     
  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    HIPPA law rules prevent me from answering such questions.
     
  5. Billy Brown

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    Shit thread
     
  6. droops42

    droops42 Well-Known Member

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    First am before my shower and before I shower when I get home from work, so twice a day.
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I like to take a shit when I get home from work 3:30-4:00 ish then a shower
    taking a dump and not being able to run a soapy hand through my stinking ass crack/coin slot disturbs me to no end.
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    fuck that... get paid at work to shit
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

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    I slam first thing in the morning...coffee works it's magic. :coffee:
     
  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I've tried that
     
  11. droops42

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    No stink ass for me all day.
     
  12. Shivvy

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    your poll sucks. i assume most of us shit and then shower
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Step One: Wake up

    Step Two: Double expresso

    Step Three: Wait 30 minutes

    Step Four: Drop a two pound spanner.

    Step Five: Show and wash out whole asshole.
     
  15. RockoBalbono

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    I shit at work so I can check in here and see what shit is going on here.
     
  16. Vyb

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    Used to be once a day pre-shower. Now suddenly doing two-a-days.