The top perverts

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    Sex with animals: The horny oddballs caught with their pants down with snakes, ducks, cows and other wildlife
    Creatures great and small have caught the eye of the amorous fiends in our rogues gallery of sex-crazed animal lovers


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    Filly boy: Alan Blackman was identified as the horse attacker following a CCTV appeal
    Shamed dad Alan Blackman shocked his family when he admitted to carrying out a sex attack on a horse yesterday.

    But the removals man from Norfolk is not the first to get caught overindulging in a bit of animal attraction.

    Many creatures great and small have been subjected to the unwanted advances of an amorous oddball.

    Cows, goats, dogs and even a duck have been identified as victims of bestiality around the world.

    Here's a rogues gallery of offenders you probably shouldn't leave your pet alone with:

    1. Kitsao Gona


    A man who had sex with a goat was forced to come to face to face with his victim, after the live animal was brought into court as a witness.

    The nanny goat was presented to a magistrate and looked on as Kitsao Gona was jailed for 10 years after admitting his crime.

    Kenyan media said it was rare for animals to be presented as evidence in court cases.

    2. Bernard Marsonek


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    Bernard Marsonek, 58, was arrested after allegedly having sex with a pitbull in his front garden - in front of horrified neighbours.

    When police arrived, neighbours told them Marsonek had not stopped the alleged act after they shouted at him.

    He was arrested on two counts of firearm possession by felon, animal cruelty and sexual activity involving animals .

    3. Reid Fontaine and Michael Jones



    When does a conversation between two friends turn to one having sex with a cow while the other films it?

    Jelly covered Reid Fontaine is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, Michael Jones, filmed it.

    The alleged abuse came to light after a farmer set up CCTV cameras on his barn to find out why his cows had become anxious and were not producing any milk.

    4. Graham Redfearn


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    Graham Redfearn, 41, was caught after he was arrested over a separate issue and police found the footage on his phone.

    It showed him having sex with a mare as well as a pit bull terrier and vizsla.

    He claimed he was “just experimenting” and said: “I just lay on the bed. The dog did the rest.”

    5. Shari Knight

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    A woman was arrested on suspicion of having sex with dogs - and then trying to poison their owner.

    Shari Knight, 53, is accused of sexually assaulting Spike and Jake, the dogs that belong to her room mate Beverley Bradley.

    The dogs reportedly suffered minor injuries during the incident in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

    The defendant is also accused of trying to poison the owner and her brother, the day after Ms Bradley allegedly caught Knight with one of the dogs.

    6. Ryan Tannenholtz


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    Ryan Havens Tannenholz, of Idaho, enjoyed dressing up as a dog called called Bubblegum Husky before sexually abusing the cat.

    The 28 year-old was a member of the furry fandom community.

    He referred to himself as a "fursuiter" who portrayed himself as a "sparkly" husky, a blue fox named Kismet fox and a purple dog.

    7. The fiendish duck-raper


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    A Turkish man detained by police for allegedly raping a duck has dismissed the bizarre claim made by his in-laws, calling the accusation “slander”.

    The man’s father-in-law is reported to have said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck.

    According to the father-in-law, the duck was “unable to walk”.

    8. Paul Lovell

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    Paul Lovell, 61 , stripped to his socks and shoes as he tried to carry out a sex act with a cow near Tottenham Hotspur's football ground.

    When the animal walked away, he chased after a sheep that he also tried it on with, Wood Green Crown Court heard.

    He showed no emotion as he was found guilty at the end of a trial during which the jury had to be told by the judge to get over their giggling fits.

    9. Nicholas Saunders


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    Saunders had been kicked out of his house following an argument with his girlfriend and had gone to his ex-wife's home.

    The pair had remained on friendly terms following their separation but Mrs Thacker spurned his advances.

    So he had sex with the bull mastiff instead.

    10. Malam Kamisu Baranda

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    The Nigerian villager was arrested for having sex with a goat but he demanded to be freed because he asked PERMISSION first.

    The 20-year-old reportedly had sex with the goat ten times because they "satisfied his demand".

    He was jailed for two weeks despite his pleas for leniency.

    11. Wayne Bryson



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    Amber Hickling, 18, was scrolling through her boyfriend's phone when she came across the unimaginable horror.

    A video of him cheating on her - with a dog.

    Factory worker Bryson admitted to "30 seconds of madness" with a four-year-old Staffie called Rudy but was spared jail.
     
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    Any pig lovers here. :)
    Female that is.
     
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    Fuck building prisons, we need more NUT houses.
     
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    Now thats funny lol
     
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    I thought for sure this was a thread about me.......
    And/or my bestie, @Deee






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    Reminds me of Bodil Joensen. Quite the story actually.

    Animal Farm: The tragic and disturbing story of Bodil Joensen, ‘Queen of Bestiality’

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    Born in rural Denmark in 1944, Bodil Joensen was raised on a farm where she had an horrific and brutal childhood at the hands of her religious nut-job mother. Regularly thrashed and denied any emotional comfort, Bodil found solace with animals. The suffering of her childhood became worse when she was raped while waiting for a train home from school. Her mother blamed her daughter for the rape and punished her for her sins. This brutality only pushed Bodil to identify more closely with animals than with humans, leading to her first teenage sex act with the family dog.
    At fifteen, Bodil ran away from home and began work on a neighboring farm. She took great interest in the insemination of pigs, which eventually led to Bodil starting her own successful porcine insemination business.
    In 1969, Denmark became the first country in the world to legalize pornography. The change in the law led Bodil to approach pornographer Ole Ege, offering to make a film, originally a “documentary.” This led Ege to co-produce Bodil’s first film A Summer’s Day a documentary on her sex life with animals, directed by Shinkichi Tajiri.
    A Summer’s Day was the first bestiality film ever made and (surprisingly) it won Grand Prix at the pornographic film festival Wet Dreams in Amsterdam 1970. Amongst those on the judging panel was feminist Germaine Greer. The award made Bodil an underground porn star, and she went on to make 40 bestiality movies.
    These films had a limited market and it was not until the arrival of home videos in 1980’s that the porn industry made a fortune out of distributing and selling back catalogs of hardcore films.
    With strict pornography laws in the UK, these films were smuggled into the country and distributed via sex shops and by mail order. In 1981, four of Bodil’s films were edited together along with a similar film called Animal Lover to create Animal Farm (also known as Barnyard Fun.) Being caught in possession of this movie in Britain was punishable by a prison sentence.
    As the film made money for its producers and distributors, Bodil herself was in a painful and tragic decline. By now a severe alcoholic, Bodil was addicted to painkillers, and was supporting her daughter and maintaining the upkeep of her farm by working as a prostitute and performing in live sex shows with animals.

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    Though in a relationship with a man, Bodil still took emotional solace from her animals, especially her favorite dog Spot. In an 1980 interview, Bodil talked about her life and love for her dog:
    Things went completely out of hand when Spot died. I started taking sedatives. But when someone referred to them as “loony-Smarties” I threw them in the fireplace. Instead I started drinking and eating excessively. I gained 30 kilos. Doesn’t look well on something that was going downhill anyway.
    Spot was a real German shepherd that I got from an animals hospital ten years ago. She had been beaten. She never became anything but a little, weak dog. I’ve never been able to talk to other girls. I’ve always been with men. Spot was my female friend. She understood what I said. Was happy when I was happy. Was sad when I was. When we were alone in the house without light and heat we went to bed together. Shared a biscuit. And then we talked, until we fell asleep.
    Spot is the only living creature that has loved me for being just me. She didn’t expect to get anything back. She soothed me when I was ill. I’ve experienced a lot with Lassie [one of her other dogs], and like him a lot. But it’ll never be the same as with Spot.
    Lassie has been unfaithful to me. He’s an every-girls-dog. Spot was mine. Completely mine. That’s why I had such a shock when she died. And started drinking, and eating myself fat in no time. I live with my man for 10 years and my eight year old daughter. Still I feel like the loneliest human being now that Spot is dead.
    In those days I earned easy money in a tough line of work. I fell and fell. “When will I reach the bottom?” I often ask myself these days.​
    In 1985, after being traumatized and exploited for most of her life, Bodil Joensen died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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    Don't know if she disgusts me or i should feel sorry for her.
     
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    I was hoping for the same thing actually.
     
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    As if his crazy eyes weren't enough to tell you to steer clear of this guy, but fucking a pitbull? His fellow cons won't be fucking w/ him I'd wager.
     
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    It really makes you wonder, where did these people go wrong? Were they dropped on their heads as babies, or is this shit preloaded into their brain at the factory?

    What ever happened to just growing up, starting a family, raising kids and then growing old with great memories?
     
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    Hey Shithead.
    What kind of pervert are you?
     
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    How come this awful cretin didn't make the list?

    Howard Allen Stern admitted to fucking a horse on numerous occasions and even bragged about it. Howard went as far as to even force his staff to act like his horse was a hot woman. Terrible, terrible person.

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    I definitely feel sorry for her :oops:
    What a tragic life....
     
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    Dank you, dank you very muts

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    I've lost all hope for humanity! :bigcry:
     
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    Define pervert