The way Benjy treated Rob Corddry in yesterday's now-censored Wrap Up Show really sent me over the edgeâ€¦ Here are my top ten reasons why the former South Carolina State Hula Hoop champ should be fired (as if thatâ€™s not enough)â€¦ What are yourâ€™s? And if you disagree with me, what are your top ten reasons Benjy should stay? 1.) Benjy seems to be a bigger attention-seeking whore than Beth is (and thatâ€™s saying something) 2.) He might just think heâ€™s 10 times funnier than he actually is. Sorry, I take that back â€“ He seems to think heâ€™s 20 times funnier than he really is. 3.) In my opinion, heâ€™s the most annoying person thatâ€™s EVER worked on the Howard Stern Show (and thatâ€™s saying something). 4.) If heâ€™s fired, hopefully the money from Benjyâ€™s salary might be used to finally hire a real comedian or a true replacement for the Artie chair. 5.) If most people in the real workplace spoke to a customer or client like Benjy did to Rob Corddry in the now-censored Wrap-Up Show, they would be fired immediately (especially if he/she had other marks on their record). Why should Benjy be any different? 6.) Benjyâ€™s been late way too many times and his consistent arrival to work just minutes or seconds before airtime â€“ especially given his proximity to the Sirius building -- shows a total lack of respect for his boss, his co-workers, and the audience. If Benjyâ€™s truly as important to the show as he claims he is (as pointed out in the censored Wrap-Up Show with Rob Corddry), shouldnâ€™t he be one of the first to arrive (or at least not the last)? 7.) From my perspective, Benjy seems to care more about plugging the career of his talentless girlfriend than spending time on making the Stern Show better. Sound familiar? Letâ€™s face it â€“ the Elisa Jordana mentions would probably be ten times more frequent if Howard didnâ€™t have a muzzle on him in the studio. Maybe Howard should give Benjy some â€œfree timeâ€ so he can finally focus on becoming Elisaâ€™s full-time agent. 8.) I think Benjy wears larger high heels and lies about his age more than any woman Iâ€™ve ever met. Can you say â€œidentity crisis?â€ 9.) With Benjy gone, maybe Howard will finally be able to talk about the infamous Detlev Bronk and "The "Eisenhower Briefing Document" (which identifies Bronk as a member of the Majestic 12 Group and his involvement with conducting alien autopsies and creating a breed of humans that contain partial DNA from the aliens). 10.) OK, Iâ€™ll be honest â€“ enough of the B.S. I mainly want Benjy to get fired just to see how quickly Elisa Jordana dumps him when heâ€™s no longer in show business.