The Top Ten Reasons Why Benjy Bronk Should be Fired From the Howard Stern Show

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  1. ExBSEmployer

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    The way Benjy treated Rob Corddry in yesterday's now-censored Wrap Up Show really sent me over the edge… Here are my top ten reasons why the former South Carolina State Hula Hoop champ should be fired (as if that’s not enough)… What are your’s? And if you disagree with me, what are your top ten reasons Benjy should stay?

    1.) Benjy seems to be a bigger attention-seeking whore than Beth is (and that’s saying something)

    2.) He might just think he’s 10 times funnier than he actually is. Sorry, I take that back – He seems to think he’s 20 times funnier than he really is.

    3.) In my opinion, he’s the most annoying person that’s EVER worked on the Howard Stern Show (and that’s saying something).

    4.) If he’s fired, hopefully the money from Benjy’s salary might be used to finally hire a real comedian or a true replacement for the Artie chair.

    5.) If most people in the real workplace spoke to a customer or client like Benjy did to Rob Corddry in the now-censored Wrap-Up Show, they would be fired immediately (especially if he/she had other marks on their record). Why should Benjy be any different?

    6.) Benjy’s been late way too many times and his consistent arrival to work just minutes or seconds before airtime – especially given his proximity to the Sirius building -- shows a total lack of respect for his boss, his co-workers, and the audience. If Benjy’s truly as important to the show as he claims he is (as pointed out in the censored Wrap-Up Show with Rob Corddry), shouldn’t he be one of the first to arrive (or at least not the last)?

    7.) From my perspective, Benjy seems to care more about plugging the career of his talentless girlfriend than spending time on making the Stern Show better. Sound familiar? Let’s face it – the Elisa Jordana mentions would probably be ten times more frequent if Howard didn’t have a muzzle on him in the studio. Maybe Howard should give Benjy some “free time†so he can finally focus on becoming Elisa’s full-time agent.

    8.) I think Benjy wears larger high heels and lies about his age more than any woman I’ve ever met. Can you say “identity crisis?â€

    9.) With Benjy gone, maybe Howard will finally be able to talk about the infamous Detlev Bronk and "The "Eisenhower Briefing Document" (which identifies Bronk as a member of the Majestic 12 Group and his involvement with conducting alien autopsies and creating a breed of humans that contain partial DNA from the aliens).

    10.) OK, I’ll be honest – enough of the B.S. I mainly want Benjy to get fired just to see how quickly Elisa Jordana dumps him when he’s no longer in show business.
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    These aren't really justifiable reasons for a firing, bud. Do a little more critical-thinking, and a little less thread-starting.

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    Excessive lateness certainly is, but obviously, Howard isn't firing him.
     
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    Have you ever read some of your posts, TehLivingDeath??? Maybe YOU should do some more critical thinking....

    .... Dan -- comment?
     
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    Get rid of the last vestige of original comedy on the show? No way.
     
  6. Nick Manning

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    1 thru 10. "He's Benjy Bronk".
     
  7. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    It's "Dan...comment?"

    And why the fuck would I read my own posts? :scratch:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Benjy is the only subversive player on the channels. He speaks truth to power (Wiggy) even though he IS obnoxious, he IS NOT as funny as he thinks he is... he aint no Andy Kaufmann, but he's the best Prankster we got on there.

    So I say:

    Viva La Bronk
    :cheer:
     
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    Dan... comment?
     
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    The #1 reason is tardiness.The dude has the greatest job ever.On the Greatest show ever.He lives a few blocks from work yet he can't get to work on time
     
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    Howard is simply to lazy to fire Benjy.
     
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    Amen. Try something new.
     
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    What is your job? Why dont you post your eval on here? Since your so quick to say somebody else shoudl be fired jsut because hes not your cup o f tea you think you have the right to decide for everybody?
    Im waiting for you to post your eval if you dont it means you have NO BALLS
     
  15. srricks

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    His name is "Benjy" that's reasons enough too fire someone, not just from work, but from life!
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    Everytime I think wanna start a thread, I think again, and it seems lame. Only good threads will come from me...when Im ready. Could end up eating my words.
     
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    My threads suck balls, which is why I rarely start one.
     
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    Your threads and posts both suck balls.
     
  19. TehLivingDeath

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    Negs for being sassy.
     
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    Ya sorry I don't use my wit to own people on internet message boards like you do, champ.