The "Tornado Necklace" worn by baseball players

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    The Tornado Necklace, for only $50, will:

    - improve balance
    - stablize your body's natural electric currents
    - promotes natural flow of energy
    - shortens recovery time
    - improves quality of erections
    - less fatigue
    - more relaxed muscles
    - improve range of motion
    - improve flexibility
    - can also be used to treat arthritis, gout, hair loss and food poisoning

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    so fuckin gay :what: faggit Beckett
     
  3. Lucky Pierre

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    KOAM This is ponderous man, fucking ponderous! 2010 OG VIP

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    Josh Beckett's a cunt
     
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    why not just wear a Nehru jacket instead?

    would be equally fashionable
     
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    This faggot owns and wears one :cheer:
     
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    faggotry abound in MLB
     
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    I do not believe that it does what it claims.
     
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    Grown men. :facepalm:
     
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    well, he's in LA now
     
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