WTF The transaction from magnetic strip to EMV chip CCs is ponderous man

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Swipe card....
    Enter PIN...
    no wait for total. .
    Swipe card again..
    Is that a chip card?
    Yes
    Insert card into card reader
    Wait...
    Wait
    Wait
    *don't remove card
    Don't remove card
    Don't remove card
    Total okay?
    Yes...
    Please enter PIN again?????
    Cash back?
    No
    No
    No
    -use that pen because it won't read your finger-
    Total okay?
    Want to donate to homeless?
    No


    Thank you

    Don't forget your bag of chips
     
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  2. DJ Retardo

    DJ Retardo Well-Known Member

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    You forgot, don't remove your card
     
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    HPMikesLazyEYE Well-Known Member

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    Some chick at Menards told me to insert the chip end of my card and I was like "what the fuck?" She said it was " Much safer that way" so I did and waited for 5 fucking minutes. Fuck that shit. Everywhere else I just swipe it like normal and it's fine. If they want people to use the chip they need to speed that shit up.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Omg yes!!!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Its a new law me thinks. ..

    Each transaction is now encrypted
     
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    fucking ponderous I think I'm going to start carrying cash again
     
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Fucking dirt bag hackers
     
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  8. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    does the US have the tap yet?

    I just tap and it automatically pays
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Not to mention many retailers were forced to implement this shit at the peak of Christmas shopping season. Madness.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    We fear tap
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    you financed a bag of chips ?
    why not keep 2 dollars in your pocket and not hold up the line
    not bashing just trying to learn
    ive never involved a bank in a snack transaction
    guess im old
     
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    it's fast as fuck
     
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    :jj:

    there is going to be a lot of confused people when the cards start coming out faster.
     
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    But I just went into escrow for a bottle of Frank's Red Hot
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    So is a cheetah. ..not trusting them either
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I would tap dat ass
     
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    get some powerball tickets
    then you will have staff to chase your snacks
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    :iohi5:

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    i saw the same interaction the other day at grocery store :facepalm:
     
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