The trial of HowardsNeckFlap

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Aug 16, 2013.

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Jury, what did you decide?

  1. Let him live in freedom

    23.6%
  2. Shoot him dead

    14.6%
  3. Ban him from the Stern forum but let him live in the bar

    43.8%
  4. Let him live but with shit piles.

    18.0%
  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Jury I present to you today the accused HowardsNeckFlap.

    Charges against him include:

    1. Trolling the stern forum
    2. being a slow adult
    3. possiblibly a midget
    4. shitty threads


    I have laid out the charges it's time for the jury to hand down the punishment.
     
  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    1,2,3,4 and 5
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    Send him to the bar,he'll fit in great there
     
  4. dawg

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    The polll is public and will run until midnight central time tonight. Justice must be swiftly served.
     
  5. fuzzynuts

    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    Shit. I think I just posted in one of his threads. I hope I didn't catch something.

    Must re-read.
     
  6. DanMullins

    DanMullins New Member Banned User

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    I, member of the jury, find the defendant, HowardsNeckFlap, to be "guilty" of the charge of first degree shitassery.

    Ban him from the Stern forum but let him live in the bar.
     
  7. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Pretty much. I swear the guy's noise reads like Benjy trying out new material and therein lies the problem.

    Most likely he's got brain lesions and needs to be baseball batted.
     
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  8. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Why does he come to dawgs?

    Ah shit that was hello not neckflap
     
  9. dawg

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    Thank you for serving your community :hat:
     
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    To the bar with the slow midget/troll hybrid !!
     
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    I didn't catch anything.

    But... His screen name fits this forum, not the bar.

    Maybe he should be given a probationary sentence.
     
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    You mean asking how to get aderall "legally or illegally" is a shitty thread! Hah make him a MOD over at SFN because those scumbags would cherish that type of commentary.
     
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i voted for the bar but if you could just take away his "start new thread" button he should be able to stay.
     
  14. nearly.normal

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    I woke up one morning after an alcohol and drug fueled bender to discover that I had, unbeknownst to my sober mind, randomly replied to one of his threads for him to go fuck himself, long hard and slow.

    I could not remember why or figure out for what reason I had written it, but I like to think that even in such an altered state there was reason behind the writing.

    I therefore vote.... for a long hard slow self fucking.

    Whatever number that may be.
     
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    Freedom of speech, live with shitpiles. His threads may suck, but he is easy to ignore. It's not like he is hijacking every other thread in the forum.
     
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    :c
     
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    In this fine republic a man should be able to defend himself. Let the accused speak!
     
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    The most vague, ambiguous, non-post I've ever seen. Thank you and congratulations.
     
  20. dawg

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    It's out of my hands now.