The Troglodytes Bangkok chronicles

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Troglodyte, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Troglodyte

    Troglodyte New Member

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    WEll as predicted the Troglodyte has dropped the hammer on a plethora on ready and willing Thai females. The report is as follows 'The Trog' made his way to the bars thru a crowd of Thais all marveling at my physique. I do frequent the gym and bench 300 - thats what 'The Trog' is putting up these days. At last I reached the bar area, the hotel was a good half mile away. I started to scout my area, of course every lady howled at me to come into their establishment, they spot a good thing when they see it.

    My biceps are the size of most peoples thighs.

    One girl was especially insistent, but she had a gap in her front teeth. Sorry honey, 'The Trog' doesn't go for circus freaks moving on.

    Eventually I saw a girl fitting of model status beckoning me. I moved in and purched myself at the bar front and center. One english prick came over and started to make conversation, I politely told him to fuck off. He is the wrong gender after all.

    In no time I was covered with girls all of them eye fucking me and most groping me. Par for the course for 'The Trog' all in a days work. In 5 minutes I had 8 of them begging me to take them back to my hotel room. I knew 'The Trog' could handle at least two so I hand picked the best of the lot and headed out.

    I noticed many jelaous punks on the way back to the bed, they only wish they could pull this off.
    Once back to the spot they insisted on taking a shower. The first went in and I immediately pulled out 'the bishop' from my pants. The girl squealed with delight and trepedation at the size and girth. After about 20 minutes of corn holing her the other girl emerged from the shower finally and I could get to work on her. 30 minutes later and they were both done, I decided to have a bit of a sleep.

    Be the morning I treated both girls to breakfast and sent them on their way. On the insistence of a friend I decided to check out Pattya and leave Bangkok. So I was off to thrash more pussy as my goal was to slam at least 30 in the 10 days I was in Thailand and I was already behind.
    I know your salivating for more but it will have to wait until 'the Trog' writes the next chapter.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    woah nigga i aint reading all that shit
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    moar neg reps just for fun
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    this :coffee:
     
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    this thread is now about wrestlemania reactions on youtube
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Nick? :lol:

    :sadbye: again.
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who the FUCK is this fag???
     
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  10. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    I just wanted to know if OP's dick has turned black yet... them Bangkok whores got them some nasty nookie woes.
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    some troglodyte
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    [​IMG]

    Oh god I wish I could be you. Then again I wish I could be Oderus and or Chrizas receding hairline
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I'm pretty sure it's Nick.