The Truth About Massage

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, May 1, 2013.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Straight men are disgusted with the thought of having another man's hand rub his dairy air or any part of his naked body. So, when Gary attempted to to reason that John Wayne type characters would get a massage in the movies by another man, he was only trying to justify that it is normal. It's not.

    Ralph is definitely gay. He said it was funny to get a massage from a gay man. The thought of "funny" would never enter a straight man's mind. Having a gay man rub your butt is repulsive to straight men.

    Looks are not that important to the straight man so long as it is female hands on their nude body.

    Straight men never get massage for health benefits. Massage is actually a retarded waste of time without the touch of a woman.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    message my buttocks
     
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    "dairy air:giggle:
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Wow. This is the longest, most lucid and well thought-out Ruffypup post I have ever read. You feelin' ok, Ruff?
     
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    Did you hear today when Robin brought up that kids are playing "space monkey" where the basically cut off their air to get a high?

    ANd Howard said, "That sounds like something Ralph used to do with one of his LOVERS."


    Howard actually used the word lover which made me think that Ralph is definitely " :spingay: " and Howard knows it for a fact.
     
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    John Wayne was gay?

    :bigcry:
     
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    Berry Good Thread, Ruffy.
     
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    I actually learned about happy ending massages from the hss via Benjy....I prefer female asians (their freaks)
     
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    I just got annoyed listening to Gary try to justify getting a massage from another man. It's as if he had to think about it in terms of old westerns to justify his thoughts of it being normal. I can not buy that. When I go get a massage, it has nothing to do with mind spirit and body and John Wayne. It is all about finding the right female that will rub my thighs closest to my pre-meditated shafted down to the left penis.
     
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    Gilbert Groucho voice: "Back in my day... we used to have coffee... or tea... we called it a western..."
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    No.
     
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    "It's true, I heard he answered the door once, and the guy said he was wearin a dress"
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    The llama nailed it!
     
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    :facepalm:

    C'mon people - it's not that hard.
     
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    I'm literally making this face ---->>> :c
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    i'd love to massage a guy then tease him by rubbing his thighs pretending not to notice he's getting....or has gotten hard!
     
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    I would probably stare arching my ass up in the air.
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    i would not know what to do at this point
     
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    It's the invitation to touch it. :wub: