Straight men are disgusted with the thought of having another man's hand rub his dairy air or any part of his naked body. So, when Gary attempted to to reason that John Wayne type characters would get a massage in the movies by another man, he was only trying to justify that it is normal. It's not. Ralph is definitely gay. He said it was funny to get a massage from a gay man. The thought of "funny" would never enter a straight man's mind. Having a gay man rub your butt is repulsive to straight men. Looks are not that important to the straight man so long as it is female hands on their nude body. Straight men never get massage for health benefits. Massage is actually a retarded waste of time without the touch of a woman.